1.5K views Sep 2009
A man keeps adding people and bizarre rituals to a date, turning pillow talk into an escalating chain of awkward requests and an unexpected question about a Bible.
0:09 Oh, hey, uh, do you mind? 0:11 Oh, no, no. 0:12 Okay, 0:12 Go for it. 0:12 Great. 0:13 Thanks. 0:14 Um, 0:16 actually, i- if- if you don't mind, I sort of have a- a weird sort of quirky thing I do to take the edge off after. 0:22 Oh, yeah? 0:23 Yeah, it's, um, well, this is- this is my friend Brian. Um. 0:28 Yeah, what is he doing here? 0:30 It's, well, it's, I know it's this weird sort of thing, but I, I need you to have sex with him. 0:38 What? 0:39 I, I know, I know, but it, it really like, it settles my nerves, and it's so relaxing, and, and I really like you, you know? 0:46 And, and, and I really see this going places. It's just, I would, I would really like it if, if you could have sex with him. 0:52 Um. 0:53 Oh, yes, thank you. 0:57 Okay, so we're, we're done here? 0:59 No, no, no. See, I have this, like, weird quirk after I have sex to take the edge off. 1:03 Um, see, this is Chris. 1:06 Oh, I'm a Libra. 1:08 Uh, I, I am not having sex with him. 1:10 No, no, no, no. He has to have sex with Nick. 1:13 Listen, I have a weird quirky thing after sex. We both need to have sex with Brian. 1:18 Oh my God. Oh, is this fun? 1:20 Listen, there's this weird, quirky thing I do after I have sex with 2 guys. 1:24 I need to read a book. 1:30 Wait, this isn't what I want. 1:33 I need to have sex with this book. 1:35 Ah. 1:36 Mes caliente, señor. Listen, guys, I have this weird thing I like to do when Brian has sex with a book. 1:43 Uh-huh. 1:54 Well, good night. 2:04 Who had sex with my Bible? 2:06 Can you hear the bells of England? 2:09 Brian did. Go to bed. 
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