Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Abrahamic GodDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Aug 2009A comedy sketch reimagines Abraham and Isaac as eager followers who praise God's ideas, including human sacrifice, before he reveals it was a test. Show transcript0:00And on the 6th day, God created man and woman to have dominion over the animals.0:04And on the 7th day, God rested. And on the 8th day, God rested.0:07And on the 9th day, God rested. So he basically just rested and then drowned everyone and invented the rainbow and then rested.0:15And that, Isaac, brings us pretty much up till now.0:17Thanks, Dad. Wow, the Lord sounds smart.0:20He is smart, especially those first 6 days where he made everything, but also generally.0:25Now run along and play in the grid.0:26Great, bye.0:31Abraham.0:32Lord.0:34Abraham. Not interrupting, am I?0:38No, no, perfect timing. I was just telling my son about all the wonderful ideas you've had.0:43Good, because Abraham, actually, I've had another one.0:49Another idea? An idea from the Lord? Oh, please tell.0:53Yes, yes, I will, and okay, and do tell me if you think this is sort of, well, out of order, you know.1:02What?1:03Right. Well, my new idea is human sacrifice.1:14What?1:16You know, hu- human sacrifice? I think you should kill someone, and I was thinking you should kill Ivan.1:26Ivan?1:27Ivan? I- Ivan, your your son?1:30Oh, Isaac!1:31Isaac! I'm so sorry, it's Isaac, yes, Isaac. I I think you should kill Isaac.1:38So what, what what do you think?1:42Brilliant!1:43Really?1:44Oh, yes, Lord, another winner. Ivan, rustle up a pyre, we're making a sacrifice.1:49Ivan? I- I thought you said his name was...1:51Oh no, Ivan's a much better name, Lord. You were right. Oh, I can't wait to see the look on his face.1:57You're, you're sure you're fine with this?2:00Absolutely.2:01You would say?2:03I would say what, Lord?2:04Well, you know, i- if you thought I was asking you to do something, you know, wrong.2:08If I thought it was wrong? Like I'd know. Like I have any chance of forming an independent basis of right and wrong outside the instructions of some supervisory being.2:17No, Lord, I am your bitch.2:21Yeah, okay, but...2:22Finish the pie, Dad.2:24Hello, Ivan.2:25Where's the sacrifice?2:27Oh, that's a good point. Where is it? Any ideas, Lord?2:32Um.2:34Oh, wait, I remember. It's there.2:37What?2:38Yes, Isaac, Ivan. The Lord's new idea is that I should sacrifice you.2:42Me? Brilliant!2:44Yes. On the fifth day, he invented the birds and the fish, and today he's invented me murdering my son.2:50Another winner, Lord. You're certainly not tinkering with an already perfect creation like some giant see-through George Lucas.2:57Hop on.2:58Um.3:00Oh, here's a nice stabby bit of flint, Dad.3:03No, um, h- hang on.3:05Well done, Ivan. Right, brace yourself, lad.3:08No, wait. Look, wa- wait.3:10Yes, Lord?3:11It... it it was a test.3:14Oh, a test. Oh, what another brilliant idea.3:19He's so smart.3:21Did we pass?3:21Oh, you really passed, yes. Big tick.3:25Great. Well, do let us know if you have any other brilliant ideas, Lord.3:30Yes, I... Oh, actually, wi- while you have that flint handy, I, I did have another, um, idea.3:38Yes?3:39Well, what if you were to say if this is weird, but what if you were to cut off your son's, oh, what's it called?3:48I can't think of the name, the skin around the... Oh, I'll get back to you.3:54Okay, can't wait.
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