Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffGay Mortal KombatDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.6K views Nov 2008In this Mortal Kombat parody, Shao Kahn orders Sub-Zero to massage, bathe, and style Liu Kang before demanding they kiss, driving Sub-Zero away. Show transcript0:10Finish him. Wait! Before you do that, massage him.0:17What? Did you say massage him?0:19You dare defy the great Shao Kahn, lord of the outworld and creator of all that is evil?0:25Well, yeah, maybe.0:28I say massage him.0:30All right, all right, fine, fine.0:33Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.0:34How is this good?0:35Oh, that's good, yeah, loosen up those muscles. Oh, you're so tense from the battle.0:41Here, use these scented oils on him.0:44What? All right, all right, stop. Okay, hey, listen, I can't, I can't do this, all right?0:49Clean him.0:51What? But no, I'm not gonna bathe him, okay? He's fine. He's clean as is.0:56He took a shower before.0:58Clean him, or you will be destroyed.1:02Great, all right.1:04You know, this is really not what I thought a fight the Death Termic to be like, but...1:08Do as I say, or your soul will be mine.1:12Always with the soul stealing. That's an issue with you.1:16Oh, shh, yeah. Oh, now we're talking. Now we're in business, baby.1:21Could you, could you scrub his neck a little and then hold up the sponge so I can smell it?1:27Oh.1:29Yeah, gross. Okay, I can't do this anymore. This is creeping me out.1:32Put a wig on him.1:34Whoa. Wow, this is getting a little weird, okay?1:38Could, could you, uh, fix the bangs a little bit?1:42Fix the bangs? He's just, okay, stop moving, yeah. Is that good?1:47Oh, much, much better. Oh, don't you look pretty, little lady there?1:53What's your name, hmm? Vivica? Oh, I like that name.1:56Vivica?1:57It suits you. What? No, I couldn't. I don't know if you'll go for it.2:03You know, I can hear you. You're very loud. Everyone here can hear you.2:06Make out with him.2:08What? But there's no way, okay? I'm not making out with Liu Kang.2:12Go ahead and kill me. That's why I choose, I choose death.2:15Uh, please make out with him?2:18No, OK? There's no way.2:19Come on. It's, it's a new special move. It's called, uh, sexuality.2:27Really? It seems like you just kind of made that up right now, because usually I freeze the guy and I just punch their heads off and there's little blood crystals that fly.2:34Well, fine. Whatever. Do whatever you want, I don't care.2:37Don't get mad about it.2:38I'm not mad.2:40You sound mad.2:40I'm not mad!2:42All right. Well, then could you make it official at least? You know, say the words?2:48Fine. Finish him. Wait, wait, wait.2:54You know, before you do your thing, I was wondering if you could, uh, you know, finish me.3:02Oh, gross! Ew, man, that's disgusting.3:07No, no, wait.3:08I'm out of here.3:08Don't, don't go. Ugh, Sub-Zero.3:13Subby Wubby. Come on, man, let's rub it out. I mean, let's work it out.3:20That's what I meant, not rub it, work it out. You know what?3:24Scorpion is hotter than you anyway. Now who's fighting next?3:29Ooh, Johnny Cage. That guy is a dreamboat.
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