1.9K views Oct 2008
A fake drug ad claims a herpes medication lets users teleport, as one man demonstrates its bizarre side effects and warns that overdosing can cause time travel.
0:03 Hey guys, check this out. 0:08 That's nothing. Try this on for size. 0:16 Holy f- How did you do that? 0:21 Well, you guys know how I have genital herpes? 0:24 No. 0:24 What? 0:25 Yeah, it's it's all right, it's all right, because I found herpes. 0:30 Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted disease that afflicts over 30% of the population. 0:37 Even me. 0:38 Once you contract genital herpes, you have it for life. There is no cure, but there is herpes. 0:47 When I first found out I had herpes, I thought my life was over, but then I found Herpex, and since then, 0:55 Life has never been the same! 0:58 Oh, no, it's okay. No, it's just herpes. 1:00 Herpex is a once-a-day pill specifically created to deal with genital herpes. 1:06 Also, it gives you the semi-controllable ability to teleport. 1:10 Herpex works by sending a rush of glutenates into your teriatic gland, allowing for increased production of thermonic acid. 1:18 This lubricates the gyro pipe, spontaneously unhooking you from the time space continuum. 1:24 May not cure herpes. 1:25 So it completely cured your herpes? 1:27 Oh, w- well, no, not, not the herpes. 1:30 What? 1:31 3 out of 5 doctors agree it's a pill. 1:35 When Elizabeth first started taking Herpex, I had some questions like, what do you mean you can teleport, and why, why do you use it if it doesn't even help your herpes? 1:44 But eventually those took a backseat to the more important, who the hell gave you herpes? 1:51 Damn it, I am so sick. 1:53 Good job. 1:55 You know, when I first started teleporting, it freaked me out a little bit, to be honest, because that place you go to between places can be a little intense, but you get used to it after a while. 2:08 All right, Timmy, let's go. 2:15 Good job, Tim. Nice. 2:18 Honestly, I'd have to say that herpes is... 2:25 Honestly. 2:30 Honestly. Holy mother of pearl. Where am I? 2:34 Ask your doctor if HerpX is right for you. Do not take more than the recommended dosage. 2:38 Overdosage can result in time travel. If time travel occurs, please avoid altering the past, as results can range from devastating to world ending. 2:47 Honestly, I have to say that HerpX is... 2:53 f***ing nightmare. 2:55 Thanks, Herp. 2:56 HerpX. Don't wait another day to really start living your life. 
1:21
2:07
1:07
1:17
1:40
2:50
0:43
1:17
4:26
0:42
0:23
2:18