Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHuge VaginaDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.9K views Dec 2009A man tells his former date that their mutual friend blamed her anatomy for their sexual mismatch, sparking an awkward argument in this comedy sketch. Show transcript0:06Comas are very unpredictable. You can wake up in 5 seconds, 5 minutes, 5 years.0:13You don't know. You just don't know. They're unpredictable.0:17Oh. Didn't even tell you.0:20What?0:21Ran into somebody you went out with.0:24Oh.0:25She's Lewis's nurse.0:27Lisa Thompson?0:28Yeah, you had a little, uh,0:29A little thing, yeah.0:29a little thing with her, didn't you?0:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.0:31Hmm.0:33Didn't work out.0:35Yeah.0:37She told me you had, uh...0:42What?0:45No, no, no.0:48Big vagina?0:49Gigantic vagina.0:50What?0:51Biggest vagina known to man. Huge!0:54You're kidding. Are you telling me the truth?0:56It's gigantic. Gigantic.0:59So why is she going around making this accusation?1:01Because maybe she's afraid that you'll find out she has a big vagina.1:04Why would she even do that? I don't even know.1:06Nipping it in the bud.1:07How dare she? I'll tell you what, I bet you there's a ton of guys out there who've been labeled with small penis.1:14I bet you 50%.1:15It's the vagina, isn't it?1:16And it's the big vagina.1:17Yeah. Think of it biologically. Why should there be as many big vaginas as there are small penises, right?1:22These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder. Something should be done.1:25I don't know what can be done, but something should be done.1:28We're a hell of a lot more discreet than they are, right?1:30Oh man.1:30They can't do this enough, can they?1:31Oh, they love it. They love it.1:32They love this thing. Well, you know what? This is me from now on.1:38Yeah.1:43Hello.1:44Hello.1:45So.1:45Welcome back.1:47You know, I spoke to our mutual friend.1:49Oh good, did you say hello for me?1:51I did.1:51Oh, great.1:52I did say hello, and1:55I couldn't help but mention the, the whole kind of small penis thing.2:02It came out.2:03Oh my gosh, was he upset?2:04Not at all, not at all, no.2:06Really?2:07In fact, he had a completely different take on it than you.2:13He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis, but rather with your big vagina.2:24Is that what he did?2:25Yeah.2:27Big.2:27This is my vagina?2:29Huge.2:31Huge.2:31Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina.2:34You got the huge vagina.2:35Oh, do I?2:36You're blaming the small penis.2:37Yeah, well.2:37You got the huge vagina. It's not necessary.2:41You know, I made a- you're the one that2:42He thinks the lady duck protests too much.2:46Hmm.
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