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A Pi Kappa Phi recruitment skit promises friendship, parties, jobs, and even the presidency, then invites lonely college students to rush the fraternity.
Show transcript0:00 Don't know any people on campus? 0:03 Ah, nice shot, Jeff. 0:05 Oh, oh, nice shot, Jeff! 0:10 Yeah! 0:11 Yeah! 0:13 Friendship. 0:14 Tired of spending nights alone? 0:18 I'm so alone. 0:23 Wow. 0:24 Need the proper networking for a good job? 0:28 What's up, boss? Running a little under budget this month. I'm gonna have to pay you a mustard again. 0:33 Again? 0:34 Yeah. 0:35 Can I at least take my lunch break? 0:36 Yeah. 0:37 Sounds like you need to try PiCap. 0:41 Congratulations on your new job as President of the United States of America. 0:49 Thanks, Pi Kappa Phi. 0:51 Hi, I'm Summers Haukes, Vice President of Pi Kappa Phi here at UMBC, and I'm in charge of recruitment this semester. 0:58 Hey, Stav, come hang out with us. 1:01 I'm sorry, ladies, I'm filming a commercial for PiCap right now. 1:05 Associate member Caulfield, go pleasure those women. 1:09 It's my honor and duty. 1:12 Just kidding. We don't order around our pledges that way. Jeff is going to pleasure those women, though, and meeting beautiful women is only one of the many things PiCapify has to offer. 1:23 As you just saw, if you're tired of being lonely, going to lame parties, not having friends, if you're looking to branch out and get a great job, maybe be president of the United States one day, 1:33 PiCapify is the place for you. So we invite you to join the best, Rush PiCap.