Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTeh Noob SongDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.8K views Sep 2008A gamer records an original song about dominating noobs in video games. Show transcript0:32Hey, noobs, I'm gonna like, totally like, own you, noobs.0:39'Cause I own you, like I own you like pretty hard and stuff, right?0:46I'm gonna give you some spanks,0:50just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play.0:59Cause I own you, I own you like pretty hard and stuff, right?1:07Nice. Own you, I own you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the games.1:15I own you. Is is that on? I don't think... I will own you1:24sometime, maybe when we play the game.1:33Noobs, I just like kind of want to let you know that, like, I totally, like, own, like, you, and uh, you know, you may think that, like, maybe one day, like, maybe I won't, like, anymore,1:50but that's wrong. I'm always gonna own you because I'm the owner.1:54It's just what I do.1:58I own you like pretty hard stuff, right? Oh, you want some of that?2:04You're someone's mom.2:07Oh, you're begging for the mercy now. I'm gonna give you some spanks, 'cause you're a total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play.2:24I own all.