Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHow To Sell Breast Milk Ice CreamDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Feb 2010A pair of pranksters sell breast milk ice cream from a van on Wimbledon Common, offering samples to passersby and hearing their surprised reactions. Show transcript0:07We're just in the van. We're just going to take a look inside the cool box and find out what our ice cream is looking like.0:13Okay, not too bad. Survived the journey.0:16It's not really the best day for it, because it's quite miserable, but, um, I reckon they could be quite popular.0:21I would charge a premium with a flake of 2 pounds.0:25Okay, we're at Wimbledon Common. We've set the van up here. Rob's really worried about the police turning up.0:30We have put up cardboard there, making it very obvious, human ice cream for sale, the implication being that it's come from her breasts.0:36I'm just going to go out onto the common now, try and get some people to taste our very own organic human ice cream.0:43We're selling a new form of ice cream over there. It's breast milk ice cream.0:47Oh, no. No, I'm fine.0:49It's breast milk ice cream.0:53Really? Guys, do you want to try it?0:56Give it a try. My friend Penny.0:59Is she here?1:00No, she's not here. She's looking after her baby.1:02She's looking after the baby?1:03Yeah. Personally, I think it might taste a little eggy.1:09Okay, here we are.1:10Are we going to get raped?1:11I don't really trust you.1:12What if you put poison in it or something?1:14Then your dad1:15What if the woman had, like, cancer or something?1:17No, she's very healthy.1:18I'm trying to put that into a sort of breast shape.1:21Oh, I'm okay, I'm okay. It doesn't need to be the breast shape.1:24I have a fake vagina.1:25It's my1:26Really?1:27Yeah, it's actually really nice.1:29Is that genuinely nice?1:30Genuinely.1:31Whoa. Just give what you can, because we're trying to blag a million pounds.1:34I've got my peepee.1:35Oh, thank you. Sorry about the, um.1:37Crumbling, I don't care.1:38Sure? Okay, there you go. Do you want a little plate?1:40Yeah, I do.1:43It's going pretty well, actually.1:44Oh, look how well breast milk sells compared to normal, normal milk.1:52Oh my God, that's good.1:53That has a toffee taste.1:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.1:56Damn, I would buy this.1:58Yeah.1:58Got an oyster?1:59Well, an oyster?2:00Yeah.2:01Um, well, I'll give you, yeah, I'll give you an oyster.2:05Just stick a little flake in it. This is...2:09Right, what is it?2:12This is breast milk ice cream.2:14You're fucking joking, man.2:15No.2:18Oh, Jesus Christ.2:19You're one to me.2:20No, no, honestly, is it nice?2:23Um, I just can't get the breast milk out of my head, to be quite.2:29Thank you so much. Enjoy.2:33That's brilliant.2:36You just went and threw it away.
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