Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHow To Take Care Of A BabyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Jan 2010A mock parenting tutorial rejects dangerous suggestions like putting a baby in an oven or giving it alcohol, and ends by urging love and safe care. Show transcript0:01This is Keith and the Girl TV.0:07Having and/or taking care of a baby can be a rich and rewarding experience.0:13This tutorial will tell you some of the do's and don'ts when watching over a child.0:18The baby is cold. Put the baby in the oven. No.0:25Though made of a lot of meat, a baby should not be cooked or heated in an oven.0:30This will burn the baby. The baby is crying. Give him or her a shot of rye.0:37No. A baby is not equipped to handle alcohol. It is far too harsh for their stomach, as well as their blood, liver, and brain.0:48No. In fact, all adult substances are just that, substances for adults.0:55Your baby needs swaddling. Throw it in a bag and hang it over your shoulder.1:01No. Though practical, throwing the baby over your shoulder can cause the baby trauma due to shaking and bumping into things.1:10The baby is bored. Play guns with him. No. As much fun as it is to take the pain of a gun or crossbow as an adult, a child's skin is far more delicate and fragile, and they cannot handle the pain as you can.1:26The baby has baby fat. Exercise with the baby on your gym equipment.1:32No. A baby exercises naturally at this young age with arm and leg movements.1:38Using expensive gym equipment is unnecessary and dangerous.1:44No matter how inappropriate, do whatever it takes to make a funny birthday or Christmas card with your baby.1:51No, only do appropriate things with your baby. Your baby is with you.1:58Love the baby. Yes! Showing love, attention, and safety is fantastic in the development of a baby.2:06Hopefully, this short tutorial showed you some things you may have overlooked when taking care or not taking care of a child.2:13We expect you to have many years of fun and safety with your newborn.2:18Keithandthegirltv.com.
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