Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHow To Win The LotteryDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Mar 2010A man shares dubious lottery tips, from taping tickets to the refrigerator to choosing frequent numbers, then gets frustrated when his system fails. Show transcript0:04God bless, where is it? I can't believe it. I can't believe it.0:09I misplaced my lottery ticket. I bought it last week, and I don't know where it is.0:14Hint number 1.0:16It doesn't take magic to win the lottery.0:19Just a nice slow pace and a little research.0:23Hint number 2. Buying a lottery ticket is as simple as walking into your local convenience store and handing them money.0:30Hint number 3.0:3260% of the time, the numbers published in a newspaper are wrong.0:38The biggest hint of all.0:41When I buy my tickets, I take them home and I tape them right on the refrigerator, all 4 sides, so that they can't be moved.0:49Today we're going to show you a simple mathematical equation that will show you the odds of figuring out any lottery that you're going to play.1:07You divide the 720 into the 10 billion, and that gives you 13,983,816 to 1.1:14There's a lot of different ways to come up with your numbers for the lottery.1:17I was in a novelty store the other day, and I found this one.1:21You just shake, and it comes up with the 6 numbers.1:27Now we know that nothing in this life is perfect, except maybe my wife Francis.1:33But balls have a tendency to come up time after time after time.1:38To win at the lottery, I suggest you pick numbers that come up more frequently.1:44When you play the lottery, as much as 50 to 60% of the money goes towards schools and other community projects.1:52So just think of playing the lottery as an easy way of paying your taxes.1:57And remember, you must pay your taxes. The next time you're in Guadalajara, be sure and play their lottery, but also remember they pay you in pesos.2:06So you've tried all the systems, picked all the numbers, tried all the numbers, feeling a little frustrated?2:13Let me show you how to relieve that tension.2:28Remember my number shaker from the novelty store? Well, those numbers didn't work either.2:42Now, if you think you can't win the lottery, you're wrong. All you've got to do is buy a ticket and believe.2:49If I can win it, anybody can.
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