A group of Navy sailors record their own parody version of the song I’m On A Boat.
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Free boat ride for three. Now who should I take? Warren. And John Paul Jones. Oh shit! Get your cameras ready, it's about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the motherfucking deck, but stay on your motherfucking toes. We running this, let's go. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat. I'm on a boat. Motherfucker, take a look at me. Straight boat, no motherfucker on this deep blue sea. Bust a 59, we whipping out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat. Picture trick. I'm on a boat, bitch. We drinking Santana Champ 'cause it's so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippin' floppin'. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's, straight flipping copies. I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit. The dolphin splashing, getting everybody all wet. But this ain't SeaWorld, this is real as it gets. I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget. I'm on a boat, and it's going fast, and I got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan. I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo. If you on the show, then you show, not Leo. Get the fuck up, this boat is real. Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker. Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker. I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker. The boat engine making noise, motherfucker. Hey, ma, if you can see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow. Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow, like Kevin Garnett, and he making my the boat. Yeah. I never thought I'd be on a boat. It's a big blue watery road. Yeah. But sign in, look at me. Oh, shit. I never thought I'd see the day when a big boat coming my way. Believe me when I say, I bought the boat. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat. Shout out, yeah, yeah, yeah.
