A stop-motion Simon Belmont uses his whip to cause chaos in a Castlevania parody.
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Show yourself, Dracula, or I'll tear Castlevania from its very foundation. Dracula's the least of your worries, Simon Belmont. A whip? I hope you brought something more powerful than that. Holy crap, that hurts! I can't feel my damn fingers. Take me to your master! Take that! Just take it easy with the whip. I don't think my hand works anymore. I can't even make a fist. Don't you realize how loud that is? So, we meet again, Belmont. Do you know your father died in exactly that spot? Woo, what's that? A whip? You hit the tip! You son of a bitch! The tip! I'm the master of whips. I don't have to stand for this. What kind of a sadist uses a whip? I'd be a fat egg.
