Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffJob InterviewDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jan 2009A job applicant with a suspicious resume keeps flirting with the interviewer and boasting about odd skills, but she rejects him and orders him out. Show transcript0:03Mr. Schwartz?0:05Yeah.0:05May I have a see you now?0:072-1.0:09Um, okay.0:10It's insane.0:11You all right?0:12I am now.0:15Uh.0:16You all set?0:17Yeah. Do you need water?0:18Nah, I'm excited.0:19Mm.0:20Yep.0:22Uh, the next one. No, not that one.0:24So maybe we can get dinner sometime.0:25Um, I don't think so.0:26You and I, maybe. You never know, the world is weird that way.0:28Okay, so, uh, she's right in here.0:30What's your name, by the way? What's your name?0:32Uh, yeah, it's right in here. Her name is m- um, I cannot accept that.0:37No. No.0:40It's already in your pocket.0:41Wow, please do not touch.0:42It's already in your pocket. Maybe dinner tonight.0:45I don't think so.0:45You never know, right?0:46Uh, no.0:46Can I get your phone number?0:47No, you can't.0:47Please?0:48Nope.0:48Nah, it's probably 917 something.0:50Nope.0:52Hey, how are you?0:53Oh, hey, Ben.0:54Nice to meet you.0:54Meredith Franson.0:55Oh.0:55Thanks for stopping by.0:56Do you know elephants can feel grief?0:58No, I didn't know that.0:59Huh.1:01It smells great in here.1:03Thanks. Uh, so I have your resume.1:04Home run, right? Jose Canseco.1:07Um, Princeton, that's impressive.1:09I know, I went there.1:10So what is Omnicore?1:13Omnicore, happy you brought that up. It's a company I work for for just a tiny bit, just a small amount of time, you can gloss over it.1:19Because it says you were there 10 years.1:2010 great years, and they were amazing.1:22Isn't Omnicore the name of the company from that movie RoboCop?1:25Have you seen RoboCop?1:27Yeah.1:28I don't know, I never thought about that. I never thought about that.1:30That I would see it or that?1:31No, that it would, we never made that connection.1:34Oh, 3 years at Skynet?1:36Yes, that is something I don't mind talking about. I had a great time, great boss.1:39From the Terminator.1:40I don't, I watch a lot of movies.1:42What did you do there?1:43E- what we all, you know, we made slap bracelets.1:45In 2003?1:46Yes, in 2003 we made slap bracelets.1:48So, according to all of these dates, then you started your professional career when you were 13.1:53Is that mathematically what it is?1:54Yeah, that's what it is.1:54Right after bar mitzvah, then we just jumped in.1:56This resume is fake.1:58It's not a fake resume. I'm happy you brought that up because I wanted to express that it's not.2:01This interview is over.2:02How about this? Huh? Just don't think about the work stuff, right?2:05Think of special skills, something that sets me apart from someone else, someone to make me a great worker at this place.2:09The only thing you have under special skills is 20 inch dong.2:13Huge jump. What do you think?2:18Yeah?2:19No.2:20Nope.2:20No.2:21Great.2:21Usually it says typing.2:24I can do that also.2:26It's impossible.2:28Does it get me a job, though?2:29No.2:30Okay. Okay.2:35What is that?2:36It's called a gift.2:38Just fell into your lap.2:40Get out of here.2:40All right.2:41Out of my office!2:42Let's say I'm hired and see what happens.2:43No!
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