Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffInsane Clown Posse News NetworkDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Feb 2010A Juggalo-themed news parody debates Obama's legislative struggles and reelection prospects, with outrageous pundits and a mock soap-opera commercial. Show transcript0:00Tonight, can the Democrats recover after losing their super majority?0:04Plus, Violent J invites haters to suck his balls. Juggalo News starts right now.0:16Hello, everybody. Welcome to Juggalo News, the only news source specifically for fans of Insane Clown Posse.0:22I'm Crazy Thug Nuts. With the Obama administration struggling to pass healthcare and campaign finance legislation, what do they need to do to smoke the Republicans' asses?0:32Joining us now from Cave in Rock, Illinois, frequent Juggler News contributor, Murder Bitch.0:36Good to be here.0:37And from Washington, noted serial killer and author, Fats Cockstrangler.0:41What up?0:41Now, Fats, during the campaign, Obama promised mad reform up in this bitch.0:45What is preventing him from bringing the mayhem?0:48Well, we're in a wicked divisive political climate right now.0:51We're in a fucking recession, 2 wars. No president has inherited this much shit since F.D.0:55motherfucking R. He's on very shaky political ground.0:58To his credit, I think the president is doing the best that he can to reach across the aisle, but the Republicans understandably have beef with him because he be running up in their shit.1:06I- I'd like to read something here. Uh, this is a statement made by Krunt in the latest issue of Thugs Week.1:12Quote, Obama thinks he on some dark carnival shit, but he had net and hole for real.1:17He best step the fuck off before he gets smacked in the nugs.1:21Now, whether or not you agree with this statement, it does indicate an increasing backlash against the president.1:26Well, these are very real concerns. Obama needs to prove that he's not a pussy ass.1:31He needs to step up to Congress and say this legislation goes through, or I've got a hatchet with your dick's name on it.1:37All right, we're going to take a quick motherfucking commercial break.1:40Stay tuned, we'll be right back and shit.1:43This week, boner Punch opens up to Vanessa.1:46I want to spend the rest of my motherfucking life with you.1:49But Vanessa has a shocking secret for Gunbutt.1:53I'm pregnant, and it's yours.1:56Shut the fuck up, bitch.1:58Shit's Fucked Up Hospital, weekdays on IC Soap.2:04And we're back. Potential challengers are already lining up to face President Obama in the 2012 race, including Republican Sarah Palin and psychocrat Dr.2:13Hercules B. Pussyfiend. What steps does the president need to take to ensure his reelection?2:18I think he needs to shift his focus to issues that matter to regular tax-paying ninjas out there, like preventing phago shortages and placing tougher restrictions on suckaism.2:26Order bitch?2:27Honestly, I don't think he has much of a chance. In 2012, Doc Pussyfiend is going to drop a bomb load of serial clown madness on Washington till their ears shit their pants.2:37Well, either way, it's gonna be a wicked historic race popping off.2:40Uh, Fats, Murder Bitch, thank you both for being here.2:42It's cool, brah.2:43Fucking pleasure.2:44And thank you for watching Juggalo News on the Insane Clown News Network, the proud new home of Glenn Beck.2:51He's up next. Thank you for joining us.2:54Shut the fuck up, bitch.
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