Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffInternet Porn And YouDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Jun 2009In this SuperNews sketch, Fred's girlfriend discovers his online porn, and the couple's attempt to watch it together quickly turns awkward. Show transcript0:01There's always time for internet porn.0:13This is Fred. Fred is a normal guy getting ready to face whatever challenges the day may bring.0:21Hey, buddy!0:23Uh-oh, who's this little fella?0:26Internet porn? Not now. I've got to get to work.0:29But there's always time for internet porn. Come on! It'll help take the edge off.0:39Well, I suppose I have a little time.0:45Honey, aren't you late for0:46Fred!0:46I was checking my email.1:00Boy, that sure was awkward, wasn't it, Fred? Don't worry, you'll be snugly warm in your blanket of shame for the rest of the day.1:17Like most women, Danielle has a tenuous relationship with technology.1:22So, how you been?1:25But when it comes to finding internet porn on their boyfriend's computer, they turn into a regular Steve Jobs.1:33Finder?1:33Yes, my lady.1:35I want you to find all the internet porn on this computer.1:39Oh, uh,1:40Yeah, I don't think we need to be looking at that.1:44I don't think that's a good idea.1:45Yeah.1:46Apple F porn.1:48Okay, but I warned you.1:57Holy shit.2:00Danielle is now afraid that she's dating some sort of madman rapist weirdo, so she holds Congress with her girl committee to find out exactly where Fred sits on the perv scale.2:12Uh-huh. How many times a day? Megabytes or gigabytes? During Thanksgiving dinner?2:21Really? Huh.2:23Danielle is pleased to find out that Fred is only moderately pervy, halfway between Tom Hanks and your creepy uncle Gary.2:36So you like that stuff?2:38I guess so.2:40Better than having sex with me?2:42No, no, it's, it's different. It's like,2:45you know how I like to watch the Food Network, but I never cook?2:49So you want to bone Rachel Ray? What are you even talking about?2:52Hey, hey, buddies! Pornography shouldn't get in the way of a relationship.2:59It should help it. People have been using porno since the beginning of time to take their intimacy to a whole new level.3:09It's part of our human tradition. Porn is natural,3:13Yeah.3:14healthy and beautiful.3:18Okay, let's give it a try.3:20Great, here's Fred's favorite porn video.3:23Oh, oh my God.3:24Yeah, you like that, don't you?3:27I never thought it could be this hot.3:29Oh yeah.3:29Who's the circus clown?3:32Hey, Pedro, let's take this party up a notch.3:37Danielle was truly disturbed, and rightfully so, and Fred quickly realized this was not going to be hot.3:46Ew, ew, ew! Turn it off!3:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just, it's too weird. Ugh, and now you're weird, and ugh.3:56Now Fred has to make a very tough decision. He loves Danielle, but his relationship with internet porn is going to be hard to give up.4:08I know you belong to South by you.4:35You're gonna take her over me? She's only one woman.4:40I am any woman you want. Blind, redhead, Asian, Russian, brunette, twins, Brazilians, milfs, gilfs, dudes.4:49I am all women. You need me.4:54Danielle realizes that the struggle between man and porn is an eternal one.5:00Goodbye, internet porn.5:04But in the end, she doesn't have anything to worry about, because there's nothing like the real thing.5:11Am I right, fellas? Mm, this guy knows what I'm talking about.5:15Oh yeah. Can I get a what what?5:18What what?5:22Ow.5:23Come on. I need to hide.5:24You got it?5:25Push me up.5:25You up? Are you up there?5:27You gotta get me higher, I can't get in.5:30Now.5:31Push higher.5:32Now.5:41Watch more Super News on the internet or on your TV like a freaking dinosaur.
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