Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffKids RockDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3K views Oct 2009A fake infomercial pitches children's songs performed in the styles of famous rock bands, with musical parodies of nursery rhymes and bonus songs. Show transcript0:06Do your kids want music, but you can't stand kids' music? Well, help is on the way with Kids Rock.0:11Kids Rock.0:12A collection of children's music performed by the bands you know and love, like Itsy Bitsy Spider by Coldplay.0:19Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the spout, down came the rain and washed him out, out came the sun, dried up the rain.0:48That's right, it's the same old lame children's songs done in a brand new way.0:52You'll hear Old MacDonald performed by Pearl Jam.0:55Pearl Jam.0:56Old McDonald had a bomb. Yeah.1:04Only little bitty Ronald McDonald has some shield. Yeah.1:12E I O, E I E I E I O, E I O.1:22All these great songs on one great CD. Isn't that great? Digitally remastered, whatever that means.1:28We know you'll love The Three Blind Mites, done by Alanis Morissette.1:32I see the three blind mice, I see how they run, I see how they're running, baby.1:41They're all running after the old farmer's wife. She cut off their tails, and baby, what it all comes down to1:54is that I've never seen such a sight in my life,2:00'cause she's got one hand on three rodents and the other one on a carving knife.2:07Just how long would it take you to compile all the great music on Kids Rock?2:11Well, thanks to Napster, it took us a half hour. Haven't you waited long enough to hear Nickelback sing the Humpty Dumpty song?2:16Humpty Dumpty was a good man, just sitting on top of a wall.2:22Humpty Dumpty was an egg man, didn't know he was gonna have a big fall.2:27Poor old Humpty Dumpty, would you please help this man?2:32Poor old Humpty Dumpty, would you please help this man?2:38The king's horses and men couldn't put him together again.2:43They were just mistaken,2:46couldn't help but an ache that's breaking, and up there it fell down, it fell down all the way to the ground.2:54The king's horses and men couldn't put him together again.2:59Yeah.3:11Can all this be for real? Well, all we can say is for shizzle dizzle, yo.3:16This opportunity comes along only once in a lifetime, and remember, when we say kids rock,3:21Kids rock!3:22we mean it, and who rocks harder than Metallica?3:26Was a farmer had a dog, Bingo was his name, B-I-N-G-O.3:33Was a farmer had a dog, Bingo was his name, B-I-N-G-O.3:40I-N-G-O.3:44I-N-G-O.3:47I-N-G-O.3:52Kids Rock!3:53Kids Rock is the real deal. Don't wait, order today. Do yourself a favor and make Kids Rock part of your CD collection.4:01Remember, it's not about your kids, it's about you. But wait, there's more.4:06As a special offer, order Kids Rock today, and we'll include the B52's new wedding song.4:11Here comes the bride, she's as big as a whale, and her dress is on sale.4:17She got it at Goodwill, it costs about 20. It's easy to see they have no money.4:25Plus.4:26As a special offer, be one of the first 100 people to order Kids Rock, and you'll get Guns N' Roses new commercial, Welcome to McDonald's.4:33Welcome to McDonald's, we got shakes and fries, we got quarter pounders, we got apple fries.4:40Just bring yourself inside. Come in and have a ball. Look at all the pictures up right under the wall.4:47At McDonald's. Welcome to McDonald's. Would you like a happy ma ma ma ma ma ma ma meal?4:54Meal at McDonald's. Welcome to McDonald's. Would you like a happy ma ma ma ma.5:00M-m-m-m-m-mill.5:04I want a deal!5:08Kids Rock. Kids Rock. Kids Rock. Kids Rock. Kids Rock.5:13Kids Rock.
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