Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDick TowelDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Nov 2009A man models a novelty towel designed to look like nudity, then pitches it as an amusing accessory in a low-budget mock commercial. Show transcript0:06Dick towel.0:08Awesome! Hilarious. You have to have one.0:12Check it out, that dude's naked.0:13No, it just looks like it. He's wearing a hilarious towel.0:16That's awesome. That's the smallest bird that I've ever seen.0:20Or is it?0:32Obrorious laugh.0:39Not like, yeah.0:42Oh shit, there's a hot chick.0:44Do you find this turns you on?0:46Yes.0:47Do you want to see the real thing?0:50Yes.0:51It worked.0:52Told you, dude. Dick towel is why he's getting laid. Order now.0:56It changed my life.0:58All right.0:58Okay, you guys ready?0:59Yeah, no.1:00You know, I just think for the reality of it,1:03you know, it is supposed to be put post-coitus.1:05That's what I'm saying. So you, you get naked, and then we'll shoot it.1:08I'm not getting naked, so I will.1:09I mean, you know that this is an independent film, right?1:12That was the best sex I ever had.1:14You're damn right it was. Now go get cleaned up.1:19I'm gonna go take a shower.1:27A girl with the towel on works too.1:30It's an independent film.1:32I don't even-1:32In independent films, most women appear nude.1:35Yeah, that's1:38Dick towel. Funny, functional, and sexual. Get yours today, bro.1:43Only 19.95.1:46Order now, dude.1:51Okay, well, I only have 6, so... Do you want the 6 or no?1:57I'll take the 6 back.1:58No, give me the 6 bucks.1:59You want the 6 bucks? All right, well, thank you. Thank you, guys.2:01Thanks.
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