Louis Ck Talks About Gay Marriage

I never understood people uh uh judging people for the way they have sex. Some people get angry at homosexuals just for being gay. They get mad at them. I never really understood that you know like because they're just having sex with each other. It's like like I can understand if gay people were just running out in the streets just fucking people in the ass willy nilly, just like a pestilence like without asking you know. Like you're at the ATM. Hey! What the fuck, Jesus! God damn it. Some faggot just fucked me right in the ass. Seriously. Fucking right through my pants. He fucking ruined my new pants. Fucking bullshit. Another one, god damn it. I gotta get the fuck home. This is ridiculous. But they generally don't do that, so I don't know what the fucking problem is. People get mad. They don't want to get, don't get married, well you don't have to go to the wedding. What the fuck? You don't have to buy them anything. It doesn't matter. So, some people go like well then a guy will marry his dog. Good, fucking I hope he blows his dog. Who gives a shit? It doesn't matter. It doesn't have any effect on your life. What the fuck do you care? Or people that try to think, it's all like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on in a talk show and say like, how am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married? I don't know, it's your shitty kid. You fucking tell them. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in love, but they can't get married 'cause you don't want to talk to your ugly child for 5 minutes. Who the fuck cares about your shitty kid? He's probably a faggot anyway. How stupid is that? All right. The only the only um thing that bums me out though is that you're not you're not supposed to laugh at gay people when they're funny, 'cause sometimes they just are, they're funny. Like I lived in New York for a lot of my life and in my neighborhood everybody was gay and and it, you know some guys are just a guy walking down the street, but some gay guys are a guy in little shorts and a half shirt and you know combat boots, spray painted green and a whistle, and he's standing on the corner going, hello, it's fucking hot outside. Those, that's not a stereotype, those guys fucking exist by the thousands. And when I see them I laugh really loud. I just do. People go like, don't laugh at them 'cause he's gay. No, I'm not. I'm laughing because he's fucking weird and silly. He's hilarious. How am I supposed to react? Hello! Oh, hello. Hello, yes. Seriousness. Yes. It's stupid.