Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLouis Ck Talks About Gay MarriageDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share7.1K views Aug 2009Louis C.K. shares his thoughts on gay marriage and why it is not a problem. Show transcript0:01I never understood people, uh, uh, judging people for the way they have sex, so some people get angry at homosexuals just for being gay.0:07They get mad at them. Arr. I never really understood that, you know, like, because they're just having sex with each other.0:13So, like, I could understand if gay people were just running out in the streets, just fucking people in the ass willy-nilly, just like a pestilence, like, without asking, you know?0:21Like you're at the ATM. Hey, what the fuck? Jesus, god damn it.0:26Some faggot just fucked me right in the ass, seriously. Fucking right through my pants.0:31He fucking ruined my new pants. It's fucking bullshit. Another one!0:36God damn it, I gotta get the fuck home. This is ridiculous.0:45But they generally don't do that, so I don't know what the fucking problem is.0:48People get mad. They don't want to get, don't get married. Well, you don't have to go to the wedding.0:52What the fuck? You don't have to buy him anything. It doesn't matter.0:54So some people go like, well, then a guy will marry his dog.0:57Good, fucking I hope he blows his dog. Who gives a shit? It doesn't matter.1:03It doesn't have any effect on your life. What the fuck do you care?1:06Or people that try to think, they talk like, like it's a social issue.1:09Like when you see someone stand up on a, in a talk show and say like, how am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?1:17I don't know, it's your shitty kid. You fucking tell him. Why is that anyone else's problem?1:232 guys are in love, but they can't get married because you don't want to talk to your ugly child for fucking 5 minutes.1:29Who fucking cares about your shitty kid? He's probably a faggot anyway.1:34How stupid is that? All right.1:42Stupid.1:44I don't know. The only, the only, um, thing that bums me out, though, is that you're not, you're not supposed to laugh at gay people when they're funny, because sometimes they just are,1:52they're funny. Like, I lived in New York for a lot of my life, and in my neighborhood, everybody was gay, and and it it, you know, some guys are just a guy walking down the street,1:59but some gay guys are a guy in little shorts and a half shirt and, you know, combat boots spray painted green and a whistle, and he's standing on the corner going, hello, fucking hot outside.2:12That's not a stereotype. Those guys fucking exist by the thousands.2:15And when I see them, I laugh really loud. I just do. People are like, don't laugh at him because he's gay.2:21No, I'm not. I'm laughing because he's fucking weird and silly.2:25He's hilarious.2:29How am I supposed to react? Hello? Oh, hello, hello, yes.2:35Seriousness is yes.2:40It's stupid.
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