Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffQuagmire Kills The SimpsonsDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share14.4K views Sep 2008Advertisement where Quagmire kills the Simpsons on Fox. Show transcript0:00Don't you understand? I don't want a committed relationship with Jillian.0:04Well, it sounds like she does, and if you're never going to get serious, then you're not being fair to her. I mean, what are you, Brian, one of those creepy guys who just uses a woman for sex? Because Jillian deserves better. She has feelings, you know, and she's devoted a lot of time and energy to this relationship with some expectation that it could grow into something much more significant, and if you're just stringing her along, well, then I gotta say I've lost a lot of respect for you, Brian.0:31You don't really think I'm like that, do you?0:33Prove me wrong.0:35All right, I will, Lois. I will ask her to move in with me, and you'll see I've got what it takes.0:40See, that wasn't so bad, was it?0:42Oh, I gotta say that was fantastic.0:45What do you say we go back to your place for round two?0:47Sounds good to me. Wow, three times in a row. You're amazing, Glenn.0:55Oh, I just take a lot of pride in what I do.0:57Hey, what's going on here? Ah! Get off my wife!1:02Oh my God, oh my God!1:05You shot my homie! I'm calling the police!1:09I caramba, mom and dad are dead.1:13Oh no, who will pay for my saxophone lessons.