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Watch Jim's everyday conversations go awry as he tries to communicate using only 140 characters, leading to awkward misunderstandings at work and home.
Show transcript0:04 God damn it, how did it get stuck like that? 0:05 Stop biting me, you little prick! 0:09 Rachel, no, no, it's, it's not what you think, it's just my dick. 0:19 Um, phone. 0:20 Dumb phone. 0:25 Hey, Jim, how was your trip home? 0:26 It was just great. I, uh, finally got to meet my sister's fiancé. 0:30 Good bloke too, so writer from London. He's a funny guy with the thickest cock. 0:43 The accent, Cockney accent, come on. 0:48 Rachel, we obviously got off to a bad start earlier today. Please let me finish. 0:53 Uh, before I go any further, you should probably take off your bra. 0:57 No! No! 1:03 S rings, bra s rings. 1:08 character count. 1:09 I don't know how they do it in your country, Jim, but here in America, we don't use foul language in the workplace, especially not to female employees. 1:20 So if you'd like to, well, maybe explain yourself, of course, without using any of the foul language you're so fond of. 1:28 Well, what do we have here? 1:42 If anyone's looking for me, I'll be at home taking care of my huge cock. 1:51 That's it. 1:53 Rachel is following Jim. 1:55 Nancy is following Jim. 2:01 Walt is following Jim.