Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMeet The 360 AvatarDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views May 2009A virtual avatar protests as a player changes his hair, facial features, makeup, and clothes, turning him into an increasingly bizarre character. Show transcript0:04Hey, I'm an avatar. See, I could do avatar-y things,0:11like spin at a slight angle. What the fuck was that? So, uh, wait, what are you doing?0:16No, don't change my features. I like the way I am. Stop. What the hell are you doing?0:23Are you serious? This, stop it. I look, I look like a bad beetle.0:29Oh my God. This is retarded. No, don't do the one on the end.0:33I am not wearing pigtails. Pri- don't give me Princess Leia hair!0:37Stop it! Stop giving me Princess Leia hair. Don't. Oh my God, I'm going to punch you.0:43What the hell are- ginger? You gave me ginger hair? What the hell?0:49I know I'm customizable, but just stop fucking me up here. I swear to God, if you give me a unibrow.0:55What the hell?0:58No, no. White eyebrows do not go with ginger. You're making me an Oompa Loompa.1:04Don't, don't shave it. Don't. Please don't. No, I don't want a beard.1:10What? You're giving me a, a, a black mustache. A black, scraggly mustache.1:17What the hell?1:19Wrinkles? I'm an old lady man from the 80s, apparently, with the mustache and the hair.1:29Oh my God. You're a bastard. That's what you are. You're a bastard.1:33I have a fucking beak.1:37You are a dick.1:42Oh my God. I hate you. I hate you with a passion. Wait, don't.1:52I want to kill myself. This is stupid.2:00Please don't do makeup. Please.2:05I look like a really bad tranny. Why? Why are you doing this?2:13Why? Why? I'm like the freakiest thing you could ever make on this.2:18You goddamn bastard. Driving gloves. Okay, apparently I'm a Princess Leia gay tranny with a retarded gay biker coat and driving gloves.2:33That makes sense. Oh, okay, pinstripe pants, you bastard.2:40You know I was normal looking once. Okay, so now you know how customizable avatars are and how a cocksuck can make you look fucking retarded.2:53So be warned, avatars, your owners can make you look like little bitches.3:09I can't leave, can I? You suck.3:14Someday3:17when I'm awfully low,3:21when the
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