Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDo You Wanna Date My Avatar Music Video From The GuildDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Oct 2009The Guild performs a song about dating an online game avatar, with lyrics celebrating virtual romance, character stats, and life in an MMO. Show transcript0:03Do you wanna date my avatar?0:11Do you wanna date my avatar?0:32Hang with me in my MMO. So many places we can go.0:40You'll never see my actual face. Our love, our love will be in virtual space.0:47I'm craving to emote with you. So many animations I can do.0:54Be anything you want me to be. Come on, come on, share a potion with me.1:01Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star, and she's hotter than reality by far.1:13Wanna date my avatar? You can type commands.1:19I've got slots for what I hold in my hands. Don't care what's in your character bank.1:25How about, how about a little tank and spank? Grab your mouse and stroke the keys.1:33Here in cyberspace, there's no disease. Pick a time, send a tell to me.1:40Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee. Do you wanna date my avatar?1:48She's a star, and she's hotter than reality by far.1:56Wanna date my avatar?1:58Single white human looking for group. My stats so high, don't be out of the loop.2:01Got a new elite staff that you can equip. Close your mouth up, ladies, this is pure nerd nip.2:05I'm a pixel-based fantasy, I'm an info stoic. I hack and flash, who the heck's more heroic?2:09Check me out, cloth armor fits me like a glove, just Twitter a time, I'm ready for love.2:12Hang with me in my MMO, so many places we can go.2:20I'm better than a real world quest, you'll touch my plus 5 to dexterity vest.2:27What role do you wanna play? I'm just a click away, night or day, and if you think I'm not the one, log off, log off, and we'll be done.2:41Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star, and she's hotter than reality by far.2:53Wanna date my avatar? Do you wanna date my avatar?3:21Do you wanna date my avatar?3:26Date my avatar. You wanna date my avatar?3:33Date my avatar. You wanna date my avatar?
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