Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffNo Reason Boner SongDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.8K views Feb 2010A man sings about inconvenient, unexplained erections, recounting awkward encounters at a diner, post office, and zoo in this comedy music video. Show transcript0:01All right, Ninja Brian, this is a big party we're going to tonight.0:05There'll be lots of beautiful women there who will be expecting excellent love to be made to them.0:09Are you ready? Good. Now, I forgot to shave this morning, so I just need you to help me out.0:19Thank you very much. All right, now we... Ninja Brian, come on, quit joking around.0:26This is the...0:28All right, let's go.0:30Oh, oh, can't, can't go yet. I can't go yet.0:36Well, I'll tell you why not. This song is about a problem that I have.0:45Frequently.0:50There are three, three, three kinds of erections. Some are sexual, some occur during periods of nervous tension.1:00There's a mysterious third kind that no one really understands.1:05It happens when your schlong decides to take matters into its own hands.1:09No reason boner. No reason boner.1:14It baffles scientists. No reason boner.1:21This morning I was having breakfast at the Midtown Diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer.1:30Got a weird look from the waitress when I asked her for the check.1:35I looked down and realized I was 100% erect. No reason boner.1:42No reason boner. I like coleslaw, but not that much. No reason boner.1:50Hi, welcome to the post office.1:52Thanks. I just need to mail this package.1:54No problem. Just place it on the scale.1:56Sure thing.1:58Oh, oh God, I, I can't right now.2:00Why not?2:01I, I have to go. I have a, uh, doctor's appointment at the dentist.2:08Now things are a little awkward between my mailman and I. That was not my best lie, I was just covering up all my no reason boner, no reason boner.2:22That was the wrong kind of package to mail, no reason boner.2:28Hi, welcome to the zoo.2:29Great, I love the zoo. Look at all those monkeys.2:32Actually, those technically aren't monkeys, they're macaques.2:36Wow, macaque's really hairy.2:42Uh, so what time does the zoo close?2:44About 8 o'clock.2:46Great, that gives me a chance to- oh God, oh not, not now, not in front of the children.2:51Why have you forsaken me, Lord?2:55This is no laughing matter. This is not some kind of game. I can talk away my Johnson, but I can never talk away the shame.3:04It can happen anytime. It can happen anywhere. When the darkness monster decides it wants to randomly come up for air.3:13No reason, boner. Oh, no reason, boner.3:18You're ruining my life. No reason, boner. No reason, boner.3:24No reason boner.3:38Boner.
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