Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWeird Al Sings Eat ItDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Jul 2009Watch Weird Al Yankovic perform “Eat It,” a food-themed parody song urging a picky young man to finish his meals and try more dishes. Show transcript0:07I don't know.0:41How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran.0:47Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it.0:54Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate. Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate.1:00You won't get no dessert till you clean off your plate, so eat it.1:05Don't you tell me you're full, just eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it.1:13Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.1:20Just eat it. Just eat it. Just eat it. Just eat it.1:26Oh! Your papal manners are a crying shame. You're playing with your food the same some kind of game.1:33Now if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame.1:36So eat it. Just eat it. You better listen, better do what you're told.1:43You haven't even touched your tuna.1:46You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold, so eat it. I don't care if you're full, just eat it, eat it.1:56Open up your mouth and feed it. Have some more yogurt, have some more spam.2:03It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned, just eat it, eat it.2:09Don't you make me repeat it. Have a banana, have a whole bunch.2:16It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.2:21Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.2:55If it's getting cold, reheat it. Have a big dinner, have a light snack.3:01If you don't like it, you can't send it back. Just eat it, eat it.3:08Get yourself an egg and beat it. Have some more chicken, have some more pies.3:14It doesn't matter if it's world or fries. Just eat it, eat it.3:21Don't you make me repeat it. Have a banana, have a whole bunch.