Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWeird Al Is FatDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jun 2009A group of friends tease a man for refusing pizza before he launches into a parody song boasting about his size in this Weird Al comedy video. Show transcript0:10Yo, homeboy, where you been, man? We've been looking for you.0:15Yeah, we ain't seen you around Burger World lately. So where you been, huh?0:19Oh, you know, around.0:22Want a piece of pizza? Think I got extra pizza around here somewhere.0:26No, that's okay, thanks.0:28Yo, ding dong, man, ding dong. Ding dong, yo.0:31No, thanks, really.0:33Yo, eat this, man. It's good for you.0:36I'm not really very hungry right now.0:38Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet? Is that what they teach in that little sissy school of yours?0:44Back off me, man. Back off.0:46The question is, are you fat or what?0:49Leave me alone.0:50I said, are you fat?0:52Get off me, man. Stop it!0:54You ain't down with us no more. You ain't fat.0:57You ain't fat. You ain't fat. You ain't nothing. You ain't nothing.1:34Your butt is wide, well, mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you.1:42The word is out, better treat me right, 'cause I'm the king of cellulite.1:50Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.1:58My zippers bust, my buckles break. I'm too much man for you to take.2:07The pavement cracks when I fall. I've got more chins than Chinatown.2:15When I never used a phone booth, I never seen my toes. When I'm going to the movies, I take up seven rows because I'm fat, fat, I'm fat.2:25Come on. You know I'm fat, fat, I'm fat. You know it. You know I'm fat, fat, I'm fat.2:33Come on, you know. Don't you call me pudgy, portly, or stout, just tell me once again who's fat.2:48When I walk out to get my mail, it measures on the Richter scale.2:56Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man. I'm the only one who gets a 10.3:04If I have one more pie à la mode, I'm gonna need my own zip code.3:12When you're only having seconds, I'm having 20 thirds. When I go to get my shoe shine, I gotta take their word because I'm fast.3:22I'm fast, Jim-o. You. There were because I'm fat. Fat. Shimo.3:24You know I'm fat. I'm fat. You know it. You know I'm fat.3:30I'm fat. You know it. You know. And my shadow weighs about 42 pounds, I'm gonna tell you once again who's fat.3:38Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!3:45Oh!3:54If you see me coming your way, better give me plenty space. If I tell you that I'm hungry, then won't you feed my face because I'm bad, I'm bad, so really, really bad.4:05You know I'm bad, bad, I'm bad, you know it. You know I'm bad, bad, I'm bad, you know it, you know.4:14When I sail around the house, I really sail around the house.4:18You know I'm fast, I'm fast. Come on.4:21Really, really fast.4:22You know I'm fast, I'm fast. You know it, you know it, you know, you know, you know.4:30Come on. And you know all by myself I'm a crowd, let me tell you once again.4:34You know I'm huge, I'm fast, you know it. You know I'm fat, fat, you know, really, really fat.4:42You know I'm fat, oh, you know it, really fat. You know, and the whole world's known for fat, and I'm proud just to tell me once again, who's fat?
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