1.5K views May 2009
A man demonstrates paper towels by wiping and soaking up spills, tearing them into squares, and joking that they can be a kite, a pocket saver, or a gift.
0:00 Hey, it's Steve here, and I got a big surprise. Here we go, folks, it's paper towels. 0:04 Put your hand on it, wipe it around. Look at how strong, you can't even rip. 0:07 It rips if you pull a little bit too hard. Look at this, take it down, put it on, put it on the table. 0:11 Rips again, no big deal. Stick it in the water. Look at that, look at that. 0:14 It just soaks up all the water. They're perforated, they come right apart. 0:17 Crumple into a ball, throw it up in the air, it comes right back down. 0:20 Holy shit, I spilled soy sauce all over the place. Oh shit, I spilled it all over the table. 0:25 You can do this. Look at that, it's wet. Now you got a wet paper towel. 0:29 Unroll it, rip it off. You pull it up, barely even a stain. You can't even notice it. 0:34 Rip it once more, and then again, now you just got a crap load of squares. 0:38 Look at all these squares. Put this in a frame, give it to your mom for Mother's Day. 0:42 Oh my gosh, you spilled some water? No, not anymore. Paper towels. 0:46 It's a kite. Put a string on it, fly it, it's a kite. Paper towels, it's easy. 0:49 Look how long that is. It covers your whole hand. You can tie it in a knot. 0:53 It's still there. Table's clean, kind of. Hey, hey, you can call for your friends. 0:57 Hey, friends, come over. I got paper towels. You got 2. Fold this in half, put it in your pocket, save it for later. 1:02 This one, boom. This is for the car, the house, your backpack. 1:05 Turn it around, put it on your face. You know how many friends I make when I do this? 1:10 A million. You got to be kidding me. Paper towels. You be saying I got, I got a good grade in my test with, I have best friends. 1:17 Paper towels. 1:17 Call 1-800-Paper TOWELS. That's 1-800-PAPER TOWELS. Paper towels are only sold in stores. 1:23 Call now. 1:28 Hey. 
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