1.5K views Mar 2009
A rapper performs a repetitive comedy song urging listeners to read books, raise children, drink water, buy land, brush their teeth, and use deodorant.
0:13 Yeah! What's up, y'all? This is your boy D. Mike. You see, I usually do songs with, like, hooks and concepts and shit, right? 0:22 But fuck that, man. I'm trying to go platinum, so I'm about to rock this shit. 0:27 Check this out, y'all. Uh. Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book. 0:33 Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book. Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book. 0:39 Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book. R-E-A-D-A-B-O, okay. 0:46 R-E-A-D-A-B-O, okay. R-E-A-D-A-B-O, okay. 0:52 R-E-A-D-A-B-O, okay. Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a book, nigga, a fucking book, nigga. 1:01 Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a book, nigga, a fucking book, nigga. 1:08 Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a book, nigga, a fucking book. 1:14 Raise your kids, raise your kids, raise your goddamn kids. Raise your kids, raise your kids, raise your goddamn. 1:20 Raise your kids, raise your kids, raise your goddamn kids. Raise your kids, raise your kids, raise your goddamn kids. 1:27 Your body needs water, so drink that shit. Your body needs water, so drink that shit. 1:33 Your body needs water, so drink that shit. Your body needs water, so drink that shit. 1:40 Buy some land, buy some land. Fuck spinning rims. Buy some land, buy some land. 1:45 Fuck spinning reels. Buy some land, buy some land. Fuck spinning reels. 1:49 Buy some land, buy some land. Fuck spinning reels. Brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your goddamn teeth. 1:56 Brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your goddamn teeth. 1:59 Brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your goddamn teeth. 2:02 Brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your goddamn teeth. 2:05 Where the odorin', nigga? Where the odorin', nigga? Where the odorin', nigga? 2:10 Where the odorin', nigga? Where the odorin', nigga? Where the odorin', nigga? 2:15 Where the odorin', nigga? It's called bee stink. It's not expensive. 2:21 It's called bee stink. It's not expensive. It's called bee stink. 2:26 It's not expensive. It's called bee stink. It's not expensive. 2:31 Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book. Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book. 2:37 Read a. 
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