Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffrickyismsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Mar 2010Ricky mangles common sayings and words in a string of scenes from Trailer Park Boys, confusing his friends with malapropisms and odd explanations. Show transcript0:00I just don't know how to express myself sometimes when I need to be properly different.0:05Fuck. Number 1, we're on probation, which is no big deal, but, you know, I don't really want to go back to jail.0:13And number 2 or 3 or whatever number we're on, you know, he's getting all frustrated, and you can go to college and get your little PFD or whatever the fuck it's called.0:21I don't care. Just remember, Leahy, what comes around is all around.0:25Don't you mean what's all around comes around, Ricky?0:28It's pretty effed up if we can't leave our daughter with my father for half an hour.0:31Well, it's pretty effed up the last time Ray took care of Trinity.0:34She came home all effed up.0:35She had a few effing drinks.0:37Hey, Leahy, knock knock.0:39Who's there, Rick?0:40Mr. Stupidy Head that's fucking pissing me off right now thinks he's the captain of the shitliner, and by the way, your fish stick sucks, so fuck off.0:48Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here or something, man.0:51The fuck are you looking at, huh? Don't fucking stare.0:52Leave my cat alone.0:54Don't fucking stare at me.0:55He's gonna give us homemade hot dogs when I finish putting the signs up.0:57I'm gonna give you some homemade fuck offs right now.0:59What are you doing using your big school words? Just use normal people words, and I'll understand what you're talking about.1:03Hey, Sam, knock knock.1:05Who's there?1:06Get the fuck off the stage, you idiot.1:08Supply and command. It's through denial and error. Probably say knock knock, you'd say who's there, and you'd say a fucking idiot and tell you to fuck off.1:14That's what I'd do.1:15Like little piranhas.1:16It's piranha, Rick.1:17That's what I said, piranhas.1:19But the other thing is, it's a catch 23 situation.1:22It's not a ladybug, it's a caterpillar.1:24Same as some of those sweet empowered chicken things.1:27And getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, and it really sucks.1:32Make like a tree and fuck off.1:34If you make my words, I'm going to get my grade 10.1:36Child reports? What?1:43What's an aptitude test?1:46Suitability test, Ricky.1:48I'll wear a suit if I have to, I don't care. How to get bourbon stains out of khaki pants?1:52It's khaki, Ricky, it's a color.1:54Whatever. This is fucked, lady.1:56Why don't you go home, Rick?1:58Why don't you fuck off, go get some liposuction.2:00I just don't understand investment, I told you that.2:02Ricky! Ricky! Ricky, that's willful destruction of garbage! Ricky!2:09Oh, Lehi was her mother's maiden name.2:11Her, her mating name?2:13Yeah.2:13Her maiden name.2:15What in the fuck are you dressed up like a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?2:20It's like he's got these things going on upstairs in his brain compartment that aren't working properly.2:24He's got these fucking psychological shit going on, and he better fucking watch himself, I'll tell you, he's gonna fucking get hammered.2:30Fucked over for being electrocuted.2:32It doesn't take rocket appliances to realize all you gotta do is take a fucking chain, hook it up to a truck, and yank the fucking bank machine out of the store.2:37Gorilla see gorilla.2:38Do you have a search warranty?2:40What, do you own space? No, NASA does.2:42Exactly. Get 2 birds stoned at once.2:44Look, I know right now I'm supposed to swallow my prize, but I'm fucking pissed off, man.2:47They cheated.2:48Apparently, it's clear to see who makes the pants here. Sorry, boys.2:51What if he has rabies?2:52Ricky, it's rabies with a B, not rabies.2:55Basically peach and cake. If Julian doesn't grow, won't burn him.2:58I'm just stretched too. Home trees, boys.3:00And he passed with flying fucking carpets.3:03Breaker, breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in inch number 4.3:10I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper, and hopefully they got some space weed over.3:16How's that, buddy? I don't fucking know.3:18Ricky, that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed.3:26These, uh, power rockets are firing all over the place. They got lasers there and shooting, and, uh, bubbles, I can't fucking do this.3:35Not the kind of person to say a todiso, but you know what? A todiso, a fucking a todiso.3:40Trent was golfing with flames?3:41Yeah, like flames fucking golfing, golfing, golfing at the roof, out the fucking door.3:45It was golfing. There was nothing I could do.3:47In worst case Ontario, you get caught, you just cancel the check.3:49You never have to pay.3:50No way, fucking decknels, man, check those out.3:53Like, I'm probably smarter than that. I mean, this thing here is smarter than me, I guess, but it has a battery.3:58Got 60 bucks for to say that maybe you'll look after.4:01For to say?4:01Yeah, got 60 dollars for to say that you'll babysit her.4:04Julian starts feeding me this bullshit, oh, I don't have insurance on my car.4:07Like, I don't have insurance on my car.4:09G-Rock, I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.4:11How's a little bottle of joy doing?4:13Holy fuck, Rachins. That's what those furry little bitches are, Julian, that are fucking me over, Rachins.4:19It's against my vice principals. I will make you have a eternity test if I have to.4:23Just tell me who it was, please.4:25The beans won't do, but now my dad's got all these psycho-physiological stuff in his head.4:30Yeah, lady, just get us our fucking top of the, top of the crack.4:36Fucking land papers, Jim. Just get us the fucking land papers ASAP, put them in my mailbox.4:40Survival to fitness, boys.4:42Well, the chances of getting run into forest rangers out here is a zero.4:45It's not bears, it's fucking hillbillies. Fuck you, you greasy hillbillies!4:50And don't fuck this up. Those damn cigarettes in there is our lives.4:53And for fuck's sakes, man, take a shower. Look at a fucking hobalo.
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