Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLook Into My EyesDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Feb 2009A costumed performer sings a crude comedy song imagining a future in space where robots have taken over and the internet is humanity's only escape. Show transcript0:00Look into my eyes while I masturbate.0:16The future is here. Look into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.0:22Look into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.0:25The future is here. Look into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.0:30Look into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.0:34Year 2010, now we live in space. The fate of our race is to masturbate.0:38Fun is to be had amongst the stars. Take a look at the sides of my right forearm.0:42Where we are now, there are no laws. You can catch me holding my cyber doll.0:46Your mind is your greatest asset, you see. Unzip your pants and set yourself free.0:50Robots have taken over the world and unfortunately destroyed all the girls.0:54Now we all live in cyberspace, and our only escape is to masturbate.0:58Down on Earth just ain't no fun, but up in space I can shoot my gun.1:02We're free, we're wild, we're happy gay, so pull down your pants, the future is here.1:06Into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.1:10Look into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.1:13The future is here.1:14Look into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.1:18Look into my eyes while I masturbate, while I masturbate, while I masturbate.1:22I can't believe it's 2010.1:25The future is here. The internet is my only friend. The future is here.1:30I stuff my pants like a shining star.1:33The future is here. My mom and dad walked in on me once while I masturbate.
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