Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd MargaretDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share5.3K views Dec 2009Will Arnett hires a temp who is clearly lying about his qualifications for the job. Show transcript0:01Everyone here is very excited about the new policies you're already putting in place.0:04And, oh, actually, here's the kitchen every Friday.0:06Look, I don't really have time to waste, all right? I got a 4 o'clock in my wax.0:08I don't really give a shit where you heat up your noodles. Hey, guy, if I wanted to see you wear jeans, I'd go to your shitty house.0:13Look, I don't really know what it is that you do here, nor do I give a shit.0:16Okay, um.0:17Point is, Global National bought this company, and they spent a lot of money.0:20So here's what we're going to do. I was recently in London. You know what they go fucking shithouse for over there?0:25Madonna?0:26Energy drinks. Can't get enough of it. It's like fucking crack to these people.0:30Really?0:30Who gives a shit? The point is Global National took a majority stake in Thunder Muscle Energy Drinks, and I want to tap into that UK market.0:38That's actually not what we do here at this.0:39So I'm gonna need one of you guys to head over there pronto, head this thing up.0:42Well, that that's0:43And I'm gonna need this done tomorrow. Preferably not a woman.0:46I want somebody with some fucking balls.0:48Hey, look here, asshole. No, no, no, no. You need me more than I need you.0:53Let's get that clear. Listen to me, you silly little prick.0:57Listen to me, you silly little prick. I make one phone call, and I'll have you selling rotten bananas in a Kazakhstan bus depot.1:05Right across the way from Kazakhstan's best fucking banana salesman.1:11I can't do this.1:13Repeat after me. Those Kazaks will tear you a new pussy, asshole.1:16What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?1:19Love this fucking guy.1:20Todd Margaret, he's a temp. He has no skills internationally.1:22Bullshit.1:22Todd Margaret.1:22He's perfect.1:23Hey, you wanted to see me?1:25Hey, there he is. Todd, Brent Wills, Global National, just bought the company.1:29Boy, do I have a proposition for you.1:31Mr. Wills.1:31Shut up, fucktard. How would you like to go to London and head up a satellite office there?1:36Sell energy drinks to the UK.1:39What?1:39Here's the deal. I'm going to set you up with an office, an apartment, a credit card, all that shit.1:43I can start you at 120 grand.1:45Holy shit, 120,000 dollars?1:48Wait a second.1:48Why the fuck are you talking? 120K, that's just a start. We can talk about more based on performance.1:53Yeah.1:54Listen, I saw you on the phone out there. Pretty impressive stuff.1:57You familiar with the UK market, with their culture, stuff like that?2:01Oh, me? Me. Todd Margaret? Absolutely. I mean, it's one of those things where, you know, I, I probably have, uh, um, because, uh, um, my dad is from Leeds, so we would spend the summers there,2:16and, uh, yeah, I love it. I get along with everybody in England.2:19That's not true.2:19Great. So, so maybe your dad can help us out with the...2:22Well, he's dead, so that won't happen. Uh, yeah, I should have said he was from Leeds, but it's so fresh.2:28When did he pass away?2:29Uh, a week ago.2:32So you're going to have to2:33Hey, fuckhead, he said it was okay. Shut your fucking talk hole!2:37So what, you gotta bury the body, or?2:40No, don't worry about it. No, not to worry, because it's not necessary, because there's no body.2:44Well, I mean, we lucked out, and he was, uh, skydiving over the ocean, so that took care of it for us.2:50Mr. Wilson, thank you.2:51Hey, asshole, I make one call to your boss, and you're gonna sell shit berries in an Uzbek bus station.2:57Nice, right? I learned that one from you, guy.3:00Bang it out.3:01I'm serious, you are fired. Get the fuck out of here.3:03Please don't speak that's on3:04You are fucking fired! Get the fuck out!3:08Jesus Christ. Jesus. Todd, Margaret, congrats, buddy. You are on your way to London.3:13Wow.3:14Wait, you don't have any family, right? No wife or kids?3:16No.3:16No pets, girlfriends, shit like that that I got to worry about?3:19I need total commitment here.3:20I got nothing.3:22Look, I know this is sudden, but I got this amazing job offer to go to London and head up this office there.
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