Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffShes A WitchDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Apr 2010A medieval crowd tests a woman accused of witchcraft by weighing her against a duck, then King Arthur recruits a knight after the verdict. Show transcript0:02A witch.0:06A witch.0:06A witch.0:07A witch.0:07We found a witch.0:09A witch.0:11We've got a witch.0:13A witch.0:16We found a witch.0:18We found a witch.0:20A witch.0:22A witch.0:24We have found the witch, may we burn her?0:29How do you know she is a witch?0:31She looks like one.0:34Bring her forward.0:36I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch.0:39But you are dressed as one.0:41They dressed me up like this.0:44And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.0:50Will?0:51Well, we did do the nose.0:53The nose?0:54And the hat, but she's a witch.0:56Yeah!0:59Did you dress her up like this?1:01No!1:01No!1:02No!1:02No!1:03No!1:03Yes.1:04Yes.1:04Yes. A bit.1:05A bit.1:05A bit.1:06A bit.1:06She has got a wart.1:08What makes you think she is a witch?1:10Well, she turned me into a newt.1:13A newt.1:19I got better.1:20Burn her anyway!1:25Quiet, quiet, quiet. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.1:32Are there?1:32What are they?1:34Do they hurt?1:36Tell me, what do you do with witches?1:42And what do you burn apart from witches?1:44For witches! Wood!1:47So, why do witches burn?2:01Because they're made of wood.2:03Good.2:04Oh yeah.2:05So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?2:10Build a bridge out of her.2:11Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?2:15Oh yeah.2:16Oh yeah, cool.2:17Uh.2:18Does a wood sink in water?2:20No, no.2:21No, it floats. It floats.2:23Throw her into the pool!2:27What also floats in water?2:30Bread.2:31Apples.2:32Uh, very small rocks.2:33Cider.2:34A great gravy.2:35Cherries.2:36Mud.2:36Uh, churches, churches.2:38Lead, lead.2:38A duck.2:42Exactly. So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck,2:53she's made of wood.2:55And therefore.2:58A witch!2:59A witch!3:04Very good, we shall use my larger scales.3:26Right, remove the supports.3:36This is a fair cop.3:46Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?3:49I am Arthur, King of the Britons.3:52My liege.3:53Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table?3:59My liege, I would be honored. What is your name?4:03Bedivere, my liege.4:04Then I dub you Sir Bedivere, Knight of the Round Table.4:11The wise Sir Bedivere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but
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