3.3K views Sep 2008
Athene dresses as a fantasy-game character and coaches a woman through mock World of Warcraft quests outdoors, including fetch tasks and staged combat.
0:00 We going round the corner, round the corner, round the corner, round the corner, we going. 0:07 Yo, this is the thing. I told you guys that I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna power level her in real life, and and I'm actually serious about it. 0:16 I said I'm gonna power level my bitch in real life. You guys power level her in game. 0:21 I hope you guys are gonna, are gonna keep the deal, you understand that shit? 0:24 We're gonna do some power leveling, you know, shit, so we get some experience. 0:28 She needs some experience. I mean, it's not coal, bitch. I mean, you need, you need to be pro. 0:35 If you're a pro, you don't have coal. It's like the jungle. In the jungle, you have to survive. 0:39 You understand that shit? Gorillas are always the number one, so that's why I took gorilla. 0:44 I look like a gorilla, you understand? See, that's the skill. 0:48 People saying that I'm, that that I have no life, that I have no real life. 0:51 I mean, can can you take a good look at me? This is called the style, motherfucker. 0:56 And you didn't see my boyfriend, motherfucker. Look, look at my boyfriend. 0:59 You see that shit? The style, motherfucker. The style, the fashion, motherfucker, the fashion. 1:04 Don't say this is armor, eh. This is just some stupid giltabar. 1:07 No armor, nothing, eh. It's called high-end costuming, motherfucker. 1:11 Look at my gorilla hands going over his body. Look, look. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1:16 You see that shit? You see that shit? You don't have that shit, eh. 1:19 You don't have that shit. This is the skill, motherfucker, the skill. 1:23 I'm the top of the jungle. I'm the top of the jungle. You see that? 1:26 That's why we're so lit. That's, that's why we look so good, motherfucker. 1:30 Enough blah blah. It's time for the real skill. It's time for the training. 1:33 I'm gonna start to power level her in real life. 50% of the quest is get something. 1:38 Get me some balls. Come on, grab me some balls. Come. Faster, faster. 1:42 It's, it's a 1 minute. It's a 1 minute. It's a 1 minute quest. 1:45 Faster, bitch. Faster. Never turn your back. Be prepared. 1:51 This is Hammer of Wrath, bitch. Hammer of Wrath on your head. 1:54 You see that shit? You see that shit? You have to be prepared, motherfucker. 1:58 You have to be, yeah. Be prepared. Never turn your back. If you turn your back, you don't parry. 2:04 Come on. Come on. One more. Come on. One, 1 minute has left. 2:07 You failed. Quest failed. Fucking hell. See that shit? Bitches came to shit, motherfucker. 2:14 Fuck. Can you, can you show me? Get 4 balls, get 4 balls. One minute. 2:18 You see that shit? You see? You see how fast? You see how fast he did that shit? 2:22 That's the skier, motherfucker. That's the skier. We're gonna stay WoW style. 2:25 I'm, I'm gonna make some, some nice story. You need to go put a, a message, uh, send it to uh, 11s Hoof, understand? 2:34 You have to find him, and you have to g- give him uh, a message of me. 2:38 Come on, go. Go find. Come on. Go f- quicker, bitch. See that shit? 2:43 I mean, he's standing here, he's looking there. Fucking bitch, you see that shit? 2:46 You see? Those bitches, man. You go straight, normally you go straight to the person. 2:50 You just do M map, you look on the map, and you see her, him as yellow dot. 2:54 Hey, faster, quicker. Come on. 2:58 I don't know. 3:00 There. 3:03 Ha, ha. I'm a rogue, I'm a rogue, backstabbing rogue. Always, never turn your back. 3:09 You see that shit? Never turn your back. You need to battle. 3:12 Always be prepared. You see, pro gaming tips. She got now bling experience, experience, bitch. 3:19 She gets experience. Blum, blum. Level, you got an extra level. 3:25 Nice, nice. This is a skill, motherfucker. 3:27 You got a level, you got a level, come on. 3:29 When you complete a quest, you, you, you, you get, you get 3:33 experience, but you also get rewards. So, pink rose of faggotry or, or golden sword of noobness. 3:39 What you gonna pick? Huh? What you gonna pick? You can't be a faggot! 3:45 This is shit, man. You don't even have a weapon. You, you need a weapon. 3:49 I keep swore. 3:52 I keep it. 3:56 Bling. By no key. It's, it become by no p- it's soul bone now. 3:59 It's soul bound. Go kill 7 boar chickens. Boar chickens. You go kill 7 boar chickens. 4:06 Go kill the boar chicken. Kill the boar chicken. Kill, kill. 4:09 Go kill. Go kill. Go, go. Come on. Go kill. Go get your pet. 4:12 Go get your pet. Get your pet. You need your pet, bitch. You're a hunter. 4:17 Hey, can you get her pet? Go get her pet. Go get her pet. You always need the pet. 4:23 Come on. Come on. Attack. Use your pet to attack. Where's your charisma? 4:28 You need, you need to pay me. Come on, let, let him attack the chicken. 4:31 Come on. Let him attack the boar chicken. Come on. See, bitch, bitches don't have charisma, motherfucker. 4:35 She gets pooned by boar chickens. Can you believe that shit? 4:38 She gets pooned by boar chickens. All that leveling shit in in World 5 is just for noobs. 4:42 I hate that shit. So we're going for for the serious shit. We're going for the group quest. 4:47 Group, group training quest. 4:49 Run, run, start to run. Come on. Training, training. Fastest, like furious. 4:54 Come on, go like. You see, you see how fast we run? Ground her, ground her, ground her. 4:59 Ground her, yes. You see, a grounding totem, a grounding totem. 5:03 Amazing. Hammer, come on, run away. I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just, I'll just dis you. 5:09 I just dis you. You stand now. You stand now, bitch. Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go. 5:14 Nice, nice. There's a, there's a shaman, a shaman, a shaman. 5:17 He's, he's slowing you, he's slowing you. Come on, dispel yourself, dispel. 5:20 Put a frost trap, put a, put a frost trap, put a frost trap, bitch. 5:24 Okay, run, run away, run away. Nice one, nice one. You gotta roll, you gotta roll using sprint. 5:29 Chack, chack. Stun you couch. You're getting killed, you're getting killed. 5:33 I used fucking... never, never watch, watch out for ropes. They can use, they can use speed. 5:38 You ready? Duo. Go, go, go. Come on, come on. Attack. 5:44 Fucking noob. Come on, show the shit. Show the shit, motherfucker. 5:47 Show the shit, show the shit. I'm a horse. I'm, I stun you, I stun you. 5:51 You see that shit? Watch your back. If you do, I watch your back. 5:54 Go with your hands like that. Come on, faster, come on, faster, faster. 5:57 Motivation, go, yay. Experience, you're getting experience. Sling, talalaling, you got a new level. 6:03 Aren't you happy you got a new level? You just got a new level, motherfucker. 6:06 This is powerful. Broccoli power. You see that? This is called broccoli power. 6:10 Broccoli power on your rat, on your rat. You see that? I just poon him with the broccoli power, motherfucker. 6:16 Come on, do it, do it. Nice, nice. This is, this is shit. 6:20 Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. 6:21 Quick it, he's winning. 6:22 Look, look, look how much you have. Look how- 6:24 Quick it, quick it, quick it. 6:25 Shot. 6:26 Backstabbing rope, backstabbing rope. 6:27 Always watch your back, bitch. 6:29 Watch your back. 6:40 Yeah. Ain't nobody around. I'm just sitting here by myself, relax. 
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