Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTalking TextbookDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Oct 2008During silent study hall, a talking textbook entertains a student with a stream of outrageous jokes, bizarre stories, and offensive remarks. Show transcript0:06And that's why you can't call them Indians anymore. Okay, everyone, time for study hall.0:10I need you to take your books out. You have 30 minutes. No talking, no touching, no looking at each other.0:15Study hall begins now.0:21Hey, kid. Hey, down here, man. Hey, what's happening? Want to do me a favor?0:28Get rid of that? Because I've had it for like 15 years.0:33I love sitting in the house all day making pies for my husband.0:38God forbid I ever leave the house, find a job, or discover my clitoris.0:43And the truth is, I don't suck dick for a living. I'm a ball player.0:48Hey kid, could you do me a favor? You draw some, uh, for daddy?0:55Oh, oh God, yes. Oh, daddy like. Now we're cooking with gas here.1:01Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, you got a liquor cabinet?1:06Here's what you do. You go to that liquor cabinet and you use the only chemical equation you're ever going to really need to know, all right?1:12It's called one part Jack plus two parts Coke.1:17Another part jacket.1:20I mean, I freed the slaves, you know? Just cut me a little bit of slack here.1:25Hey man, I got one for you. It's about a guy with a big old white beard, and he created this place called Earth, and then he created me, and then he took one of my ribs, and he created another me,1:38but without a schlong. And then me and the other me, we got kicked out of this place called paradise because a snake tricked us into eating an apple.1:47Oh, wait, that's absolutely ridiculous.1:51What? You can't get pregnant from drinking Dr. Pepper. Who told you that?1:56Billy Tompkins likes you!1:58There's no way we could fuck this up.2:01Hey, put down that history book. You want to make history? Finger Cathy what's-her-face.2:06Fish sticks.2:07Tell Freud not to worry about his mother. I took good care of her last night.2:12Booyah!2:14Carl Young? Carl Young doesn't know his ego from his asshole.2:22What? Tell Freud to say that to my fucking face!2:25I'd say it to his bitch face. Cut me out. Put me on his page.2:30Paste me right up there. I'm begging you.2:33My wife beats the hell out of me.2:36I've smelted so much coke, I'll rip his fucking head off.
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