Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSmoking Weed With Dinosaurs RapDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.3K views Jan 2010A man in a hoodie raps about his apartment being overrun by marijuana-smoking dinosaurs. Show transcript0:02Okay, it's Guinness World Book of Records time.0:06This is the first rap song about getting high with dinosaurs.0:08I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight. Me and all of these dinosaurs are blazing blunts tonight.0:14We blazing blunts tonight, we blazing blunts tonight. Me and all of these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight.0:20I'll only spit this one time, so let me take it slow. I started to get high about an hour ago, but then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole.0:29It was a whole bunch of raptors, and they just won't go. I stepped back, and the knocks I just tried to ignore.0:35Thought I was safe, but they knew how to open doors, and without even asking, they just came on in.0:41They started smoking my weed, and then they called their friends.0:44I'll smoke a joint tonight. I'll smoke a joint tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs are rolling bones tonight.0:50We rolling bones tonight. We rolling bones tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs is getting stoned tonight.0:56I'll smoke a spliff tonight, I'll smoke a spliff tonight. Me and these dinosaurs is getting friggin' ripped tonight.1:02We getting faced tonight, we getting faced tonight, and all these dinosaurs is crashing at my place tonight.1:08And Alisora's in the corner trying to pack the bomb, hot boxing into John with a Pterodon, and now a Compi and a Steg are starting to get it on, but I can barely move because the Swede's the bomb.1:20Ankylosaurus making s'mores and eating Lucky Charms. Pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepperish farms.1:26T-Rex just went and set off the fire alarm, and now we can't get it out because he's got little arms.1:32I'll smoke a joint tonight. I'll smoke a joint tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs are rolling bones tonight.1:37We rolling bones tonight. We rolling bones tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs is getting stoned tonight.1:43Now my neighbor's on the phone, says she called the cops, and this really freaked out the Triceratops.1:49He's trying to climb out the window, and we're yelling stop, 'cause I'm on the fifth floor, and it's a heck of a drop.1:55We heard a knock, and then the cops said they wanted in. Then the Cerulophus tried to go and talk to them, but he made things worse 'cause he reeked of weed and gin.2:04But luckily, Dilophosaurus quickly jumped on in. They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed.2:10Dilop told the cops that we would be quiet instead. Then they shined a light and asked why his eyes were red.2:16We were busted, so that's when he bit off their heads. I'll smoke a joint tonight.2:20I'll smoke a joint tonight. Me and all of these dinosaurs are rolling bones tonight.2:25We rolling bones tonight. We rolling bones tonight. Me and all of these dinosaurs is getting stoned tonight.2:31I'll smoke a spliff tonight. I'll smoke a spliff tonight. Me and these dinosaurs is getting friggin' ripped tonight.2:37We getting faced tonight. We getting faced tonight, and all these dinosaurs is crashing at my place tonight.2:43Yeah! First rap song about getting high with dinosaurs.2:50You're welcome, internet.
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