A man in a hoodie raps about his apartment being overrun by marijuana-smoking dinosaurs.
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The Whitest Kids U' Know. The Dinosaur Rap. Artist: T. Moore. Album: The Whitest Kids U' Know. I smoke a joint tonight. I smoke a joint tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs are blazing blunts tonight. We blazin' blunts tonight. We blazin' blunts tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs is on the hunt tonight. I only spit this one time so let me take it slow. I started to get high about an hour ago but then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole. It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won't go. I step back and the knocks I just try to ignore. Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors and without even asking they just came on in. They started smoking my weed and then they called their friends. I smoke a joint tonight. I smoke a joint tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight. We rollin' bones tonight. We rollin' bones tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight. I smoke a spliff tonight. I smoke a spliff tonight. Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' friggin' ripped tonight. We gettin' faced tonight. We gettin' faced tonight. And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight. And allosaurus in the corner tryin' to pack the bong. Hotboxing in the john with a pterodactyl. And now I can't be in a stegos startin' to get it on. But I can barely move because this weed's the bomb and killasaurus is makin' smores and eatin' lucky charms. Pterodactyl took my whole bag of the pepperidge farms. T-Rex just went and set off the fire alarm and now he can't get it off because he's got little arms. I smoke a joint tonight. I smoke a joint tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight. We rollin' bones tonight. We rollin' bones tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight. I smoke a spliff tonight. I smoke a spliff tonight. Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' friggin' ripped tonight. We gettin' faced tonight. We gettin' faced tonight. And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight. Yeah. First rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs. You're welcome, internet.
