Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMattress Ad OuttakesDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Nov 2008A Beds for Less salesman repeatedly flubs his mattress commercial lines, loses his place, and vents his frustration between takes. Show transcript0:013, 2, 1. Hi folks, Paul over at Beds for Less. Are you tired of waking up tired?0:07Would you like to sleep healthier, sleep happier? Fucking, I'm looking at the goddamn bed.0:113, 2, 1. Hi folks, Paul from Beds for Le- God damn. 3, 2.0:18Hi folks, Paul at Beds for Less. Are you- God, Jesus Christ.0:23I know, I know, I know. Francis Ford Coppell over here. It's not the fucking Godfather.0:273, 2, 1. Hi folks, Paul at Beds for Less. Are you tired of waking up tired?0:32Would you like to sleep healthier, sleep happier, have a better day to- fuck me.0:37God damn it. It's your last timekeeper job you'll ever do on a fucking set again.0:423, 2, 1. Hi folks, Paul over at Beds for Less. How'd you sleep last?0:47God, fuck me in the ass is how they slept last night.0:55Yeah, focus, that's what I need to do. Should have thought about that about 30 years ago.1:00Probably would have helped. All right. Otherwise, I wouldn't have ended up in Prine Tucky selling fucking beds.1:063, 2, 1. Hi, folks, Paul over Beds for Less. Are you tired of waking up tired?1:11Would you like to sleep healthier, helpier, helpier? All right, Spielberg.1:17Shit, nobody sleeps fucking happy. Even when I get laid, I don't sleep with a smile on my fucking face.1:24Does this thing, should I have like, should I use makeup on that?1:26No.1:27You sure? What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor? 3, 2, 1. Hi, folks.1:33Paul over at Beds for Less. Are you tired of waking up tired?1:36Would you like to sleep healthier? Shit. Okay.1:42Have you recently bought a new mattress, and when you got it home and tried to sleep on it, it wasn't what you thought it was in the store?1:47Perhaps you went back to the store where you bought it. Store, store, store, store, store.1:52It's my, it's my acting coach that keeps fucking me up.1:56Come on down. Do-si-do your fucking partner. I should have this, the 9 fucking topless girls bouncing up and down behind me.2:05It won't matter what the fuck I say. Fucking son of a bitch.2:08See, that's not where I'm fucking going. Fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say, and I fucking left the whole middle of the commercial.2:14God fuck me.2:18I don't know what the fuck that means.
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