Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWhats It Gonna BeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Nov 2008A man at a bar sings a crude, overconfident pitch to a woman, boasting about his romantic appeal while repeatedly asking what she will choose. Show transcript0:03It's last call, but, uh, I'd get out of here now.0:17I'd buy you a drink, but I snuck mine in, so unless you want a shot of this generic gin that I've been drinking in the corner since I don't know when, then I won't be much use to you.0:27But look, I think your ass looks delicious.0:30Uh-huh.0:31I got to get my dick in your britches.0:32He will.0:33Your body gonna make me religious.0:35Hey.0:36You know I wanna sexy with you, but look now, I got a lot of bitches to plow, so you can fuck me later, but you should fuck me now.0:43What's it gonna be?0:46What's it gonna be? Ha!0:50I ain't got whole night now.0:53Okay. I see that guy you're with, and I know he's hot, and I know he's rich, but he's got nothing on me when it comes to fucking.1:04Ha! Now, if you even really cared about that vagina of yours, you wouldn't leave it in the hands of an amateur.1:11You put it on my dick and you sit real good. You know that's where you wanna be.1:15Look, now, I got a lot of bitches to plow, so you could fuck me later, but you should fuck 'em in now.1:21What's that gonna be?1:23What's it gonna be?1:26Ha! I ain't got all night now.1:31What's that gonna be?1:34What's it gonna be?1:36Ha! I ain't got all night now.1:42Listen, I know an alley where we could fuck all night, and I promise not to come until the morning light, but you know I got about a billion bitches to plow, so you could fuck on me later,1:52but you should fuck on me now. Come on.1:53What's it gonna be?1:55What's it gonna be?1:58Ha! I ain't got all night now.2:03Oh, what's it gonna be?2:06What's it gonna be? Million dollars strong. I ain't got all night now.
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