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The Nice Brothers teach Steve their awkward five-step method for chatting up women, then give him a makeover and send him out to approach girls at a club.
0:00 This is Johnny Nice, this is Joey Nice. 0:02 I'm Joey Nice, this is Johnny Nice. 0:03 We're the Nice Brothers. 0:04 Nice. 0:05 This is Chatting Up the Ladies. 0:11 Nice. 0:13 My name is Steve. 0:19 Yo, Steve. 0:20 How you doing, Steve? 0:21 Are you ready to get nice? 0:23 Nice. 0:26 Nice. 0:28 Yo, check it out. There's 5 basic fundamentals to picking up the ladies. 0:32 They're called the Nice 5. 0:35 Nice. 0:35 Nice. 0:39 So the first of the high 5 fundamentals is called a complidis. 0:42 It's a diss, but it's disguised as a compliment. 0:45 You know, you look really familiar to me. 0:47 Wicked, wicked. 0:49 Like, uh, some famous movie star, uh... 0:51 Kathy Bates. 0:52 Kathy Bates. You know, 'cause women got way too much self-esteem these days, you know? 0:55 Bring them down to our level. 0:56 Oh hey, that's a really nice dress you got there. Did you make that yourself? 0:59 Yeah, and where did you get all that fabric? Because you sure did use a lot. 1:02 That's because you're very fat. 1:04 You're a big woman. 1:05 Seriously though, I bet you're really cute back in, in the day when you were thin. 1:08 Back in the 30s. 1:09 Like when you were a baby. 1:11 Nice. 1:13 The second fundamental is body language. Always have your body facing three quarters of a way away from the lady. 1:21 So I'm facing away from her, right? Just like this. She's talking back here, all of a sudden, boom, cell phone. 1:28 Now she may or may not have my attention. It keeps her in peril. 1:31 You know what else keeps her in peril? Walk away. 1:36 Nice. 1:40 Nice. 1:42 Yo, fundamental number 4. Good touch, nice touch. Touching a girl subtly during conversation arouses her without her even knowing about it. 1:51 Like, oh my God, you're a waitress, that's so interesting. You must know a lot of things about food, right? 1:55 See what I'm doing right here? Very subtle. Give it a shot. 2:01 How long have you been writing? 2:03 Perfect! 2:06 Oh my God, look at you, you look like James Dean. 2:08 Yo, the sausage guy. 2:11 Nice. 2:13 Steve's look has been totally revolutionized. 2:15 Yo, we fixed his hair, we popped his collar. 2:17 We crisscrossed his pants. 2:19 Totally crossed out. 2:20 With this kind of flair, Steve's gonna be ready to go out in the field and hunt down the ladies. 2:27 Nice. 2:28 Hey. 2:29 All right. 2:30 Use a goblet disc. 2:32 Turn around three quarters. 2:34 Um, um. 2:36 You guys think, uh, baking it? 2:39 Let's go over there and show them how to get nice. 2:42 Yeah, because you're totally it. 2:44 Hey yo, Steve, your mother's here for you. 2:47 Yo, she's got your diarrhea medicine. 2:49 Nice. 2:50 Nice. 2:52 You smell that? 2:53 No. 2:54 It's like a, it's like a vaginal smell, but in a good way. 2:57 Yo, you totally remind me of a, uh, like a celebrity. Um, who's it? 3:01 JonBenét Ramsey. 3:02 I got to, uh, I got to go make a few phone calls. Sit tight, though. 3:04 I'll be right back. 3:11 Hey, do you miss me? 3:12 Hey, I've never told this to anybody that I just met, but I have a boner. 3:17 Needless to say, the mission was a success. 3:19 Yo, we took those girls back to the club. 3:21 Introduced them to some celebs. You know who was there? 3:23 I know, tell them. 3:24 Dustin Diamond. 3:25 Saved by the bell. 3:27 The screech. 3:27 Hawaiian style. 3:28 What happened to Steve? 3:30 I don't know. 3:31 What happened to the girls at the end of the night? 3:32 They went home with Dustin Diamond. 3:34 Threesome. 3:34 Nice. 
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