Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSweet 80s Dating TapeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.6K views Sep 2009Men introduce themselves in an old-fashioned dating video, listing their quirks, hobbies, and ideal partners while inviting women to get in touch. Show transcript0:00Are you looking for me? I'm looking for someone.0:07Where can you be? Someone.0:10Okay, early to bed, early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise.0:16That's why you're wiser than me. It's Steven.0:20Hi, I'm Maurice. I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.0:25Hi, my name's Monroe. Uh, you've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.0:29Hi, my name is Phil. Uh, most of my friends call me Big Phil.0:33Okay, um, I like to talk to people, uh, deep into the night.0:38I play guitar.0:39I'm Eitan.0:41Hi, I'm Fred.0:43Hi, my name's Mike, and if you're sitting there watching this tape smoking your cigarette, well, hit the fast forward button, because I don't smoke, and I don't like people who do smoke.0:51I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if you're not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit when I take the top down.0:56Perhaps even a, a nice bath with some champagne and candles.1:01Hi, mom.1:03Um...1:05I do fashion photography, and I do consider myself a refined valley dude.1:11Okay, I'm looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile.1:17Wait, it says here, oh, excuse me. I don't know, what I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food and1:27Whoso binds to himself a joy doth its winged life destroy.1:33Um, I like to, uh, do a lot of sailing. I like to outdoor activities.1:37I like climbing. I like travel.1:39I took a sponge ball, was pulling him out of a little girl's ear.1:42Vivacious, foxy.1:45I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess?1:50The goddess is the woman, is a woman, is any woman, is all women.1:55A figure that is sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs. Mm.2:01I'm a 25-year subscriber to both Playboy and to New Yorker magazine.2:06At night, I operate a damsel in distress hotline. I guess you'd call me a knight.2:12Uh, one of my favorite foods is pizza.2:17And just sugar and spice and all those things that are nice.2:21Like to be with people who are, who are as fun and adventuresome as well.2:25Is into having fun.2:26Have fun.2:28I enjoy having fun, yes.2:29Looking for somebody who has, who likes to have a lot of fun.2:32I'm looking for someone to have fun with.2:34I'd love to have a good time.2:35Uh, able to have fun.2:37Uh, fun and laughter.2:39And anything that's fun. I like to have fun.2:41And, and have a lot of fun.2:44Are you looking for me?2:47No fatties.2:48Uh, I want it all.2:49No hamsters.2:50I steal watches.2:51No dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics.2:53We don't like to write checks.2:55No Donna Juanitas.2:56We don't like to take out the garbage.2:58No posers.2:59What I'm doing right now is making a movie about World War II.3:02No crazies.3:03Santa Monica and my front porch swing.3:06I'm currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste.3:09I'm not having fun doing this.3:11Do you like cats?3:12Domestic violence.3:13And I like to wear bright socks, and I'm an avid Cleveland, Cleveland Browns fan.3:17Sexual abuse.3:18Life is a playground, and I want somebody to play with.3:20All sorts of alcoholics and addicts and stuff.3:22Because I really have a zany sense of humor.3:25We probably don't like to clean the house.3:27Uh, my mother still writes to me regularly.3:29Because I average about 4 hours a night's sleep.3:31I will cry at a commercial.3:33I'm interested in most phases of data processing.3:37Fire-breathing dragons.3:39Type A, I'm not. Comfortable, caring, and serious about a relationship, I am.3:45I'm, I'm really looking for somebody I can feel special about, and I don't encounter people like that very often, and I'm hoping you're one of them.3:53Are you that woman? Please give me a call.3:57And you know that a journey always begins with the first step.4:05And I hope that if you like what I'm trying to say, or you'd like to know more about me, to please write.
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