Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThis Is Why I Dont Eat At DominosDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Apr 2009A worker at Domino's jokes about putting a booger and farting on sandwiches as a coworker prepares food, calling them the shop's special ingredient. Show transcript0:02Hello, this is Christy back again, and here at Domino's, I like to be lazy.0:09Yes, lazy.0:11You like what?0:13I said I like to be lazy.0:14Oh.0:14You see Michael over there hard at work. Yeah. Not really.0:22Did y'all see that? He just put a booger on those sandwiches.0:28You remember the time when you sneezed?0:39Do it again, do it again.0:42This is Michael's special Italian sandwich.0:48And on the sandwich it goes.0:52Now, Michael, I think that these sandwiches are gonna be full of protein.0:59It's our special ingredient.1:01Let's fart on them.1:02Not theirs. None of us have theirs.1:06And where's this going?1:09Yes, they do, don't they? We all have our secret ingredients.1:14Yeah. See, now he just farted on, uh, the salami that goes on these sandwiches.1:21And in about 5 minutes they'll be sent out on delivery where somebody will be eating these.1:26Yes, eating them. And little did they know that cheese was in his nose and that there was some lethal gas that ended up on their salami.1:34Now that's how we roll at Domino's. Look at the book I'm reading.1:39Tori, wait, Storytelling. Yeah, that's it. Mm-hmm.1:44Look at. See?1:47Hard at work.1:48Hard at work, a honest, good-looking gay man. Yes, I said gay.1:55And I'm gay too.1:58Whoever knew a gay man would stick cheese up his nose?2:02He said, whoever knew that a gay man would stick cheese up his nose?2:07Well, I think our boss lady may be coming out here soon, so I'm going to enter this or end the video for now, because I think I may help him because we got a lot of pizzas on the street.2:20Yeah.2:20Don't forget our sandwiches are on special.2:23That's right, they're on special. Don't forget to call.
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