Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAndy And Randy From Sex DriveDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.5K views Sep 2009Andy and Randy relentlessly hit on women with crude questions and bold claims, then arrive at a party and learn their hostess is ready to join in. Show transcript0:01I mean, okay, look at Andy and Randy over there. You think they care what women think about them?0:05They could give a fuck.0:07What's up, what's up?0:08What's up, what's up?0:10Hi, I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of Ecuador.0:14Would you like to help?0:15Not really.0:15We don't have any money.0:16No jobs.0:19You want a party?0:20Um, I'm kind of working right now.0:22When are you done?0:23Yeah, what are you doing after?0:25I have a church thing tonight.0:26Kick ass, we'll come.0:28Yeah, where is it?0:28Is it gonna be more snatch like you there?0:30Those guys are total nards. They never get anywhere.0:33That's just because they don't know how to close, but their ability to open is fucking heroic.0:37You wear thong underpants?0:39Do you want us to take our shirts off?0:40What color bra are you wearing?0:41Is your mom hot too?0:42Are you into me? Where do you live?0:45What color car do you have?0:46Where do you live?0:46What's your address?0:48You want us to come over?0:48Do you like pizza?0:49Have you been to a motel?0:52Where'd you come up with that?0:53Hey, uh,0:56can I ask you guys a question?0:57You just did.0:59Can I ask you another question?1:00You just did again.1:01Oh, what's up? What's up?1:03What's up, what's up?1:03It's nice hair. It looked even better in my crotch.1:10Oh, dude, where you going?1:11Oh, come on.1:13What's going on? Something troubling you? Be a buddy.1:16Um, all right, all right. Uh.1:19All right.1:20You gotta get over the monkey.1:21Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?1:25Because we're the shit.1:26Yeah, I also know that, bitch.1:32So where's Felicia?1:34Felicia.1:35Yeah.1:37She's in1:37Felicia.1:39You banging her?1:41We're just friends.1:42I'm uncircumcised.1:44Yeah.1:44I'm into you, and I'm hard.1:46Yeah.1:47Hey, I was born to fertilize.1:48Yeah.1:49I'm a firefighter.1:50Fuck off.1:53Wait, I thought you took her to prom.1:55Yeah, but it was a just friends kind of thing.2:02You should bang her. We would.2:04Dude, we would bang her so hard.2:06We would take that ass and just...2:11Yeah, tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it.2:13Yeah, hard.2:15With our dicks.2:16Yeah.2:16Our dicks are huge.2:17You can see them from space.2:20What's up?2:20What's up?2:21Hey, do you have a phone number?2:24You don't? Okay.2:28Hey boys, you finally made it.2:31What's up, Miss Tasty?2:32What's up, what's up?2:35Damn, you're hot as fuck.2:36Yeah.2:37We brought beers and robbers.2:38And some lotion for your tits.2:42Let's not a marathon.2:43It's a sprint.2:44Bang.2:44And chicks.2:45Yeah.2:48So wait, you...2:51do want to party?2:53With us?2:54Oh yeah, I want us all to get naked and party.
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