Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHe Totally Jewed MeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Jun 2009A man complains about a rental fee, then defends his offensive jokes with increasingly bizarre excuses and a story about a friend called the Diddler. Show transcript0:00Yeah, so I went to go rent the minivan, right?0:02Yeah, we've all been there.0:03It turns out there's a 30 dollar fee because I'm under the age of 25.0:06Oh,0:07That is horse shit.0:08Oh, it's bullshit, man. The guy totally Jewed me out of 30 bucks.0:13Man, um, Jude.0:16What?0:17Can't.0:18Oh, come on, guys. Some of my best friends are Jewish.0:21But.0:21You know, like Goldberg and his, his crew.0:25I don't, I don't know.0:26I think that's a real person.0:30Oh, whatever. Uh, a little hot in here.0:36It is hot in here. Yeah, I've been sweating for a while. I'm sweating like a pedophile at recess, you guys.0:42Oh, man, that's sick, okay? That is offensive, all right?0:46It's a bad joke.0:47It's a horrible joke.0:48It doesn't even compare, man. Some of my best friends are pedophiles.0:52Oh.0:52Okay, I can make that joke, all right? I mean, if they're okay with me making that joke, then you guys should be, all right?0:59They're like, yeah, Mark, tell your jokes. We're just gonna diddle some kids.1:04I mean, I've flirted with the idea of pedophilia myself, so if there is anyone who can make those jokes, save a practiced pedophile, it is me, okay?1:13So just get off your high horses and come down to solid ground where there's some kids for the diddling.1:22You know, I got one friend who walks around with all green, wearing question marks on his body, calls himself the Diddler.1:27So... he gave me the green light, you know? He said, you know, tell one about me.1:35Tell me, tell one about how I do.1:37No, he didn't.1:38He's the sphinx among pedophiles. Answer me these questions three.1:42Question the first, will I diddle you? Question 2 and 3 refer to question 1.
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