Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Like Big BiblesDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Sep 2008A parody music video about the King James Version of the Bible and its readers. Show transcript0:00Oh my goodness. Becky, look at her Bible. It is so huge.0:07She looks like one of those preacher guys' girlfriends, but who understands those preacher guys anyway?0:14They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, okay?0:19I mean, but look at it, it's just huge. It's gross. She just looks so righteous.0:26I like big Bibles, and I cannot lie. You Christian brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with a KJV and a bookmark in Proverbs, you get stoked.0:35Got a name engraved, so you know this girl is saved. It looks like one of those large ones with plenty of space in the margins.0:42Oh, baby, I want to read with you because your Bible's got pictures.0:46My minister tried to console me, but that book you got makes0:49Me so holy.0:50Ooh, mamma mia, you say you want koinonia? Well, bless me, bless me, and teach me about John Wesley.0:57I saw her praying while I was DJing. She got grace, pretty face.1:02She ain't going down to the bad place. I'm tired of heathen guys saying they like pocket size.1:08Ask the average Christian to take a look. She got a pack much book.1:12So, fellas,1:13Yeah!1:13Fellas,1:14Yeah!1:14Have your girlfriends got the book?1:15Oh yeah!1:16Well, read it.1:16Read it.1:17Read it.1:17Read it.1:18Read that holy book. Baby, got book.1:20NIV with the ribbon bookmark.1:23NIV with the ribbon bookmark. Baby got book.1:27NIV with the ribbon bookmark.1:31NIV with the ribbon bookmark.1:35I like them leather and bound. It's 50 pounds. I just can't understand how it is some weenie wants Bible on CD.1:42She wanna get you saved. Amen. Double up. Amen. I ain't talking about a paraphrase, 'cause Paul wouldn't use those anyways.1:50I like 'em real thick and red-lettered. You can't find nothing better.1:54South Paul's in love. Bible's that big or unheard of. So I'm sitting here thinking, what if I find me a girl that shows midriff?2:01You can have those bimbos. I keep those chicks that do divos.2:04A word to the Christian sisters, I can't resist ya. I do God's time with ya, but I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray till the break of day.2:13Baby got it going on, like the wife in Proverbs 31. We just might get engaged when we finish reading this page, 'cause it's worn and it's torn, and I know that girl's reborn.2:23So ladies,2:24Yeah.2:24ladies,2:25Yeah.2:25do you wanna save people from Hades?2:27Yeah.2:27Then read it till the pages fall out. Even white preachers gotta shout.2:30Baby got tops in chain with the big red letters.2:35Thompson chain with the big red letters. Baby got book. Yeah, baby.2:40When it comes to a good book, Stephen King's resume just can't compare.2:4539 plus 27 equals 66 books, and if you're Catholic, there's even more.2:53So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels, but does she got a big Bible?2:57Because that little thing she's got won't start a revival. My Bible study don't want none unless you got book, hon.3:04You can read Clancy or Grisham, but please don't lose this book.3:08Some brothers want to play that hard role and tell you that book's too old, so they toss it and they burn it, but I pull up quick to just learn it.3:15So your girl likes paperback? Well, I ain't down with that, because my girlfriend's hot and her Bible's rocking, and she's got good doctrine.3:23To the atheist chicks who try to diss, you ain't it, Miss Pris.3:27Give me a Christian, I'm insisting, and I'll greet her with some holy kissing.3:31Some pervert tried to chase, but he didn't make it past first base.3:34She's quick to resist temptation, and she loves a new translation.3:38So, ladies who are lost and found, if you want the triple six thrown down, dial 1-800-REEDS-A-LOT and teach me about those songs, baby, got book.3:46And I be with the ribbon bookmark.3:50NIV with the ribbon bookmark. Baby got book.3:53Thompson Chain with the big red letters.3:57Thompson Chain with the big red letters.4:01Bible college knowledge, but you still got book.4:04Bible college knowledge, but you still got book.4:08Bible college knowledge, but you still got book.4:12Bible college knowledge, but you still got book.
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