1.3K views Apr 2010
A group of women mimic their boyfriends by talking sports, ordering huge meals, and complaining about relationships in this comedy sketch about gender roles.
0:05 Who scored for Philly? 0:06 Uh, Westbrook. 0:08 Nice, I've got him in my office fantasy league. 0:11 Yo, you guys starving? 0:12 I want like chili cheese fries with jalapeno peppers. 0:16 Like 500 tacos. 0:18 Four dozen pepperoni donuts. 0:20 Hold on a sec. Sup? 0:24 Just chilling at Katie's. 0:28 Katie, Jen, Sarah, Faron. Yep. Yep. Yep. 0:35 Yep. 0:38 Love you too. Bye. 0:40 Oh. 0:41 I love you. I love you too. 0:42 Kiss me. I love you so much. 0:44 I love you too. Yo, hey, hey, Rebecca. Rebecca, who am I? 0:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, I love you too. I love you too. Who am I? 0:50 Who was I right then? 0:51 I don't know. Who are you? 0:52 I was you! 0:53 Sick. 0:54 Sick. 0:54 Whatever. That was my impression of you. 0:57 It's just so annoying. It's just like, what are you doing? I'm just like, I don't know, what was I doing when you called me like 5 minutes ago? 1:01 I'm watching football. 1:02 I know, it's like Kevin will call me when he gets off the subway and he's walking to the apartment. 1:07 I'm like, what are we gonna talk about when you get here? 1:09 It's like a continuous stream of talking. 1:12 I hate talking. No way. 1:18 Yo, what's up with the Knicks? 1:20 Sucks. 1:21 Make room for LeBron. 1:22 It sucks when your team sucks. 1:23 Yeah, because when your team sucks, you suck. 1:27 Yo, would you guys rather suck and be on an awesome team or be awesome on a suck team? 1:31 Yo, I'd rather suck and win like a million championships. It's like a no-brainer. 1:35 Yeah, well, you already suck, so you're halfway there. 1:37 Oh. 1:40 Whatever. 1:40 Yeah, whatever. 1:41 Yeah, whatever, get out of my house. 1:43 Whatever, make me. 1:44 Great, I'll pick you up, I'll throw you out the window. 1:46 Yeah, throw me out the window. What you gonna do about it? What you gonna do? 1:52 Yo, check it, they're gonna do an instant replay. 1:55 Oh, helmet to the ribs. 1:59 Yo, you know what kills me? It's like Dave will only clean if we're gonna do it together. 2:05 So first of all, I'm like, I don't see anything that's that dirty. 2:09 I never clean. No way. 2:12 He wants it to be like your lovey bonding time. 2:15 Yeah, that's ridiculous. 2:17 Matt is totally crazy about that kind of stuff. He got home last night and he goes, Katie, we need to talk. 2:24 And then he goes on for like half an hour about how he knows that I don't want to take him out on dates anymore. 2:32 We just went to the movies like last month. 2:34 What'd you see? 2:35 G.I. Joe. 2:36 Such good violence. 2:37 I liked it. 2:38 Then he goes, 2:39 You don't understand me. 2:40 Oh my God. 2:41 What does that mean? I don't even know what that means. What does that even mean? 2:43 That doesn't even mean anything. 2:44 Whenever they say that to me, I'm just like, I understand, but like in my mind, you know, I'm thinking like, come here, baby. 2:52 Come here, baby. Come here. A little closer, and then just. 2:58 Rebecca, you don't hit a guy. 3:01 It's in my mind, man. 3:03 If you hit a guy, Rebecca, I would come after you personally. 3:05 That's right. I would never touch a guy. 3:07 Fine. 3:07 I- 3:09 Okay. 3:11 I just want to see them die. 3:12 Fine. 3:13 But like, Matt is crazy, and I don't know what to do. 3:16 All guys are crazy. 3:17 Kevin's not crazy. 3:18 You're right. 3:19 How long you and Kevin been, uh, you know? 3:23 Couple months, why? 3:24 Crazy will kick in. 3:25 Hey man, it's that Bud Light commercial. 3:27 Oh, I love this commercial. 3:28 Bud Light, Bud Light, Bud Light, Bud Light! Yeah! Yeah! 
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