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A gym regular leads a mock anthem declaring that douchebags are reclaiming the word, celebrating loud behavior, pink clothes, beer, and bro solidarity.
Show transcript0:02 There's over 1 million of us. 0:04 We're in your offices. 0:05 In your bars. 0:06 In your gyms. 0:06 We're in your living room kicking your ass at Madden 2010. 0:10 We're at your mom's house making her airtight. 0:12 Whoa, bro. 0:13 The time has come. 0:14 The time has come for a change. 0:16 For too long, you've told me to shut the fuck up. 0:18 To calm down when you're the one with your elbow over the table. 0:22 That people who are different from me matter. 0:24 That laughing at my own jokes doesn't make them funnier. 0:29 Well, you can't keep us down anymore. 0:32 We are douchebags. 0:35 We are douchebags. 0:36 We are douchebags. 0:37 Taking back the word, bitches. 0:40 The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines douche as a jet of cleansing solution directed against a bodily cavity. 0:47 Don't think of us as disgusting. 0:49 Think of us as cleansing. 0:50 Like a fucking mint. 0:53 Like when your mom makes me dinner after sucking my dick. 0:57 Woo! 0:58 Yeah! 0:59 Yeah! 0:59 Yeah! 1:00 Woo! 1:03 Game on your face! 1:09 I'm gonna keep on wearing pink. 1:11 And I'm gonna keep crushing brews and slaying bitches. 1:15 And you can't stop us. 1:16 This is douchebag solidarity. 1:20 And we're gonna get ridicucronculus. 1:24 What we do next 1:25 Just might shock you. 1:28 We are douchebags. 1:29 We are douchebags. It's not a bad word anymore. 1:34 You can't hurt us anymore.