Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Gotta Feeling Parody Im A KoreanDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3K views Jan 2010A performer in a black beret sings a parody of “I Gotta Feeling,” making absurd claims as a caricature of a Korean character. Show transcript0:00Rocka rocka Ali.0:04Ali? Oh.0:06Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.0:14Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.0:20I'm a Korean.0:21Oh, hello. Remember me? My name is DJ Not Nice. You might remember0:28I'm a Korean.0:28me from my rap record, Ching Chang Chang. You may be very rich.0:32I'm a Korean.0:33Now I roll in American money. I'm a Korean.0:39And I'd like my Chinese food cooked right, 'cause they're not giving me the good rice, and the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian.0:54I don't like how my beef pork looks like, and the last time I ate your food, I got the rice, chicken, beef, tofu, now I poop while I'm peeing.1:09And you might not believe I could fight. I'm a white bird, but I have two stripes, and I'll write, call you rare brew item, why European?1:24I would write to just drink my Bud Light, maybe bomb couple things in Hawaii, and bro up the countries I don't write 'cause I'm a Korean.1:36I'm not that nice. I fear to bomb. Then pick a country.1:42You.1:42And bro it up. I work for NASA.1:45Ooh.1:46We look at stars. You know Apollo? That movie is good.1:52I talk like ching chang chong. Why do you drop on me so much napalm?1:58I've been trained to cure with my taekwondo, and my whole continent is a dry cleaning store.2:05Banzai.2:06I like to pray. Magic cards. You heard of China?2:12I was in charge of Chinatown in Vietnam.2:18I'm still around. You can come through to pray. When I play poker, I just throw all my chips in.2:25Harrow, I'm yarrow. Just write Homer Simpson. I smoke coke, it's fine.2:31You think I'm joking, man? I made a lot of money from Pokémon.2:35I'm a Korean.2:39I think Michael Jackson's a good guy. I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys, 'cause in my country we can touch young guys on their penis.2:54And my wife is 13 and cooks my macaroni, and she's so good I got her out on the street for a good, good price 10 years ago.3:06I'm not gonna ride. I ride it rough. Here are we grinning.3:12Let's get it out. I have a mister. It's very small. So small.3:18It's in my pants. I can't get it up. I found New York. Better up.3:24Next time.3:25You heard of London?3:26Uh-huh.3:27Not anymore.3:28Aw.3:29I bomb Iran.3:30Yeah.3:31Oop, that's Japan.3:32Not again.3:33I made a goop. Now I gotta start again. I roll the world up in a Borak Katamari.3:39If I bomb your crib, yep, sorry, I'm a ninja warrior. I went to Harvard, I bombed Pearl Harbor.3:47I want the whole world to know that I'm power.3:51Everyone to the floor, we are gonna die, die, die. Put your head between your legs and say konnichiwa.3:59Death to all, fuck the world, 'cause I rise to pot, pot, pot.4:02Now the world must stop, stop, 'cause of my small cock, cock.4:06One day you'll say, why is everyone dead? Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong-il said?4:14Now we are our slaves. Monkeys run this race. It's credit of the apes.4:19Oh, okay. I'm a Korean,4:24and I'm not gonna beef with Suge Knight because I think that if he heard my, my Tupac parody, he'd find me and tear me.4:36I'm steering.4:36Hurry up, take a picture of me dangling from the balcony.4:39And I'd like my Chinese food cooked right. I don't like Japanese or the Thai.4:47I would like to see the whole world die 'cause I'm a Korean.
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