Whiteman College Admissions

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A college spokesman struggles to film a promotional video while the director keeps interrupting him.

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These are just some of the many images that might make the next four years of your life, the best four years of your life. Hi. Welcome to Whiteman College. Like most colleges, we're different and we embrace differences. In fact, we've made this video to celebrate our commitment to adversity. I think the word you want there is diversity. I mean, I'm looking at the cue card right now. You know what, let's just, we'll do that again. We'll just do it again. In fact, we've made this video to celebrate our commitment to diversity. Here at Whiteman College, we don't discriminate based on race, color, ethnicity, or nationality. Whatever the differences there are. It sounds like you're saying that there's no difference between race and nationality. Right, exactly. And that's that there is a difference. No, I mean, I understand. I right, whatever the differences there are between the races of the world, we can all appreciate the occasional need to have a good old time hanging. Out with, okay. But you just got to smooth it out. Smooth it. I just don't think that's the best place to switch cameras, right on the hanging. I mean just the turn, I mean I just the you know. Bad, bad spot maybe though. When we're trying to add some adversity to the camera angles. We'll just do it again. We can all appreciate the occasional need to have a good old time hanging out with friends, discussing a book over a cup of joe. That is dumb. We will give you 40 acres. Is that, is that remind you of slavery at all? 40 acres and a mule with the sharecroppers. What's the, what's the exact acreage? Maybe 39.6 then? 40 acres of one of the most beautiful college campuses on earth to help you find your own beauty and the beauty of others. Likewise, we don't discriminate based on creed, religion or belief. Again, whatever the differences there may be. I'm going to take responsibility for that one, but there is a right way to do cue cards. You don't cut the cue card off at the very middle of the sentence you We're in a chapel. Whatever differences there may be between the believers of the world, we can all agree that there will be burning questions that stir the soul of every man and every woman no matter their poise of sour. That was my fault. Source of power. And finally, we don't discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation. Whether we want to admit it or not, I think we're all grossly aware of that difference. You know what, don't. Maybe if someone could add just that professional courtesy to send me a script ahead of I mean come on. I think we're all grossly aware of that difference which makes each of us special. You know what I think maybe maybe keenly would be better anyway. Just just to be safe. Keenly aware of that difference that makes each of us special and gives each of us value. Come to Whiteman College. You are welcome. Here. Whiteman College. Embracing tradition and change.

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