Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWhiteman College AdmissionsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Sep 2008A college spokesman struggles to film a promotional video while the director keeps interrupting him. Show transcript0:01These are just some of the many images that might make the next 4 years of your life the best 4 years of your life.0:07Hi, welcome to White Man College. Like most colleges.0:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.0:13What was, uh, what was, what was wrong with that then?0:14It's not, it's not White Man, it's Whitman College.0:18Right, that's probably better than, right, not white man, like how, right, white Whitman, Whitman.0:23Hi, welcome to Whitman College. Like most colleges, we're different, and we embrace difference.0:30In fact, we've made this video to celebrate our commitment to adversity.0:34I think the word you want there is diversity. I mean, I'm looking at the cue card right now.0:38You know what? Let's just, uh, we'll do that again. We'll just do it again.0:41In fact, we've made this video to celebrate our commitment to diversity.0:46Here at Whitman College, we don't discriminate based on race, color, ethnicity, or nationality, whatever the differences there are.0:54Want it to sound.0:55It's like an emphasis problem then?0:57You're breaking it up wrong.0:58Okay, oh, but it's kind of the way y'all broke it up. I'm just reading.1:01It sounds like you're saying that there's no difference between race and nationality.1:04Right, exactly.1:05That's that there is a difference.1:06No, I mean, I understand. I, right. Whatever the differences there are between the races of the world, we can all appreciate the occasional need to have a good old time hanging out with,1:17okay.1:18Well, you just got to smooth it out.1:19Smooth it. I just don't think that's the best place to switch cameras, right on the hanging.1:23I mean, just the turn, I mean, I just don't, you know, bad sp- bad spot maybe, though.1:29You know, we're trying to add some adversity to the camera angles.1:33Let's do it again. We can all appreciate the occasional need to have a good old time hanging out with friends discussing a book over a cup of Joe.1:43That is dumb. We will give you 40 acres. Does that, does that remind you of slavery at all?1:4940 acres and a mule of the sharecroppers. What's the, what's the exact acreage?1:53Maybe 39.6 then? 40 acres of one of the most beautiful college campuses on Earth to help you find your own beauty and the beauty of others.2:03Likewise, we don't discriminate based on creed, religion, or belief, again, whatever the differences there may be.2:09I'm going to take responsibility for that one, but there is a right way to do cue cards.2:14You don't cut the cue card off at the very middle of the sentence.2:16You... We're in a chapel. Whatever differences there may be between the believers of the world, we can all agree that there will be burning questions that wa- okay.2:29Are we really going to switch the cameras again and and and now sit at- and look at the way I'm I'm straddling this.2:34This would destroy my mother. I the and bur- okay, you know what?2:38I don't, I don't even care. I don't, I don't care.2:41The word burning was underlined, by the way. We can all agree that there will be burning questions that stir the soul of every man and every woman, no matter their poise of sour.2:52That was my fault. Source of power. And finally, we don't discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation.2:59Whether we want to admit it or not, I think we're all grossly aware of that difference.3:04You know what? Don't. Maybe if someone could have just that professional courtesy to send me a script ahead of t- I mean, come on!3:10I think we're all grossly aware of that difference which makes each of us special.3:15You know, I think maybe, maybe keenly would be better anyway, just, just to be safe.3:20Keenly aware of that difference that makes each of us special and gives each of us value.3:27Come to Whitman College. You are welcome3:32here. Whitman College, embracing tradition and change.
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