8800 Pennies

8,800 PENNIES starring Jordan Renken. Jordan, explain what is going on right now. I parked my car last night to go to the pub and come back and find out it is towed, so I live about 15, 20 miles away, so it was a fun walk home. And these people want to charge me $88 to get my car back, so I have no choice but to pay them the $88, but they have no choice but to take it in pennies because it is 100 percent pure legal tender. That is your economy lesson for the day kids. You know, show them all the pennies. There is 3,300 pennies right here. We have another 5,500 on the ground. That is $33 for you slow people. It is going to be a hell of a day. Let us take these off because I am afraid the tops are going to come off and they are all going to spill, and that would suck. You got to come back to your car. All right, so someone just like stay out here make sure no one steals $88. All right. I guess Jordan is coming with me. Hello. Oh, hey, I am here to pick up my car. Uh is a green Monte Carlo. But this Oh, hey. Trying to get as I can see. Yeah. All right, so I am here to pick up my car. Uh is a green Monte Carlo. But this Oh. Try to get as. Yes. Let me tell them why you are with me. There is one. That is 700, Virginia. Uh yeah, I am so. Carolina Square or whatever it was. It is going to be 88 cash visa or MasterCard. Uh cash. Uh I like my cash in the car. Let me get it real quick. Hang on here, dude. Yes. You got to stay, right? Yes. I told them everything, I have already told you. This is pure legal tender. It is the law to take it, and he just kind of laughed at me. He couldn't keep a straight face. He just kind of laughed. He is like, I hate tow truck companies, this is this is awesome. All right, are we ready to go in? Um Yeah, I will. I will, um. Okay. Do you know exactly how much that is? Yes, $33 and this is $55. $33. Every cent to the bank. Okay. Have you have you counted it out to them and they just refused or? She said, at first she was like, I will gladly count it and then she was like, nah. Don't show her we are bluffing then. Yeah. So she called her boss, and I don't know what the boss said or anything, but I told her, fine, I will call a TPD. This is the law. You have to take it. It is legal tender. So, she is like, fine, call them. So, now you guys are here. Okay. Have you Have you counted it out to them and they just refused or? She said at first she was like, I will gladly count it and then she was like, nah. Don't show her we are bluffing then. Yeah. So she called her boss, and I don't know what the boss said or anything but I told her, fine, I will call a TPD. This is the law. You have to take it. It is legal tender. So, she is like, fine, call them. So now you guys are here. Okay. Let me uh Let me check some stuff in the statute to make sure we can. All right. Yeah, thank you, sir. Thank you. At least they said they'd come out here. So I told them everything. I have already told you. This is pure legal tender, it is the law to take it. And he just kind of laughed at me. He couldn't keep a straight face. He just kind of laughed. He is like, I hate tow truck companies. This is This is awesome. All right. Are we ready to go in? Um, yeah. I will. I will, um. Okay. Do you know exactly how much that is? Yes, $33 and this is $55. $33. Every cent to the bank. Okay. Have you Have you counted it out to them and they just refused or? She said, at first she was like, I will gladly count it and then she was like, nah. Don't show her we are bluffing then. Yeah. So she called her boss, and I don't know what the boss said or anything, but I told her, fine, I will call a TPD. This is the law. You have to take it. It is legal tender. So she is like, fine, call them. So now you guys are here. Okay. Let me uh Let me check some stuff in the statue to make sure we can. All right. Thank you, sir. Thank you. At least they said they would come out here. So. And that's what she has to accept. I don't care if she doesn't want to count it. You are saying that it has to be rolled, which it doesn't. It just has to fit under that little cage because she is afraid of her security. All right. Well, we can take them out of the box and they will fit under the cage. I mean, we can't stop the guy from counting his pennies to her, you know what I'm saying. I I can't stop that either. But I mean. Well, I am not going to pay for my car. What do you mean? Why? If I were her manager, I'd pay her in pennies for the next paycheck. I know that I have federal law, but she is still refusing to take them. I think she needs to go downtown. Told them but the boxes are already rolled? No. The boxes are already rolled. Well, then I would think you have to take the roll. Yeah. Good. We don't get this question, can't take guys. This is a great day, my friends. So what is going on right now, Devin? Right now, she is refusing to take even the rolled dollar bills. The feds might have to get involved. This is a federal crime, and not a Florida, yeah. She won't even accept currency. It is very socialist and I accept American dollars. I mean, this is democracy. It is B. A. If I were her manager, I'd pay her in pennies for the next paycheck. I think Barack Obama is going to have to get involved, you know. This is a This is a fence, man. You just can't do this. This hatred towards other Americans has got to stop. There is things she can't count. Yeah. I don't think she. Like to see this coming. Oh, you missed that. The cops are like, God, don't like ugly. It is going to come back and bite her in the ass. I don't know. I love it, Brad. Yeah. Got it. Yeah. To get this car. Is she giving him his car? They accept. What time did you get here? Huh? All right. Let us say they got here, like 4:20. It is 5:10. We have been here a pretty long time. I bet that girl is fucking pissed. She is fucking pissed. Yes. Great success. Thank you, thank you guys. Thank you. That don't get in the wreck. Hey, why are you leaving us? Oh. Like dude. You know you're safe, Jordan. Really in the future, Jordan. All right, when he comes over here. Like 1 hour later. Yeah. Seven cops in 1 hour later. Yeah. I got my car back. And they have to see them. America has been doing a great justice today. They are staring at us, right? Like $27. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Y'all have a great day. Take out for pizza sometime or something. Y'all have a good one. Thank you, sir. All right. Next time we get towed. That is a wrap. THE END Spread the word and continue the penny paying movement!