2.1K views Dec 2008
A man pitches Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage, offering cheap space for household junk, tires, motorcycles, cars, and even an elephant while admitting he is drunk.
0:00 Why leave anything on your front lawn, under your porch, on the side of the highway, where you can store all that stuff my way down here at Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Storage? 0:09 Now, I know y'all got stuff at your house that you don't need no more, you don't want. 0:13 You know you ain't gonna use that printer. Why keep it all around your house? 0:16 Bring it down here to my house. You ain't the Dukes of Hazzard. 0:18 You know you gonna use that ugly yellow luggage. You don't need all this crap. 0:22 What you gonna do with this? This is not what... In my yard, I don't care. 0:26 I'll store this motorcycle in that van for you for 10.99 a month. 0:30 You got old tires, they charge you 3 dollars for that old tire. 0:33 You could rent a truck, you could store a car, they don't care, bring it on down here. 0:37 You ain't got to put that old tire for 3 dollars, for less than that. 0:40 Hell, for you, for 3 dollars they gonna charge you, I'll do it down here for a buck 50, down here at Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage Facility. 0:47 Now, friends, you may ask yourself, how in the hell can he store this stuff for such a cheap price? 0:54 This in a box, mark it for you, put it away, seal it. The fact of the matter is, I'm pretty drunk right now, and store it. 1:04 And this is a drunk discount sale down here at Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Facility. 1:11 You got an elephant, I got space. Send me smoke signals. You got weed, and I'll store anything you want. 1:16 Go ahead and give me a call or find me on them internets at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com. 1:23 That's J-O-N-E-S bigasstruckrentalsandstorage.com. 1:28 This is a bus. Do you know how big a bus is? 
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