Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAd Guys Episode 3Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Jan 2009Ad executives pitch outrageous pro-drug PSAs to children, and a disturbing rhino puppet earns Johnson the VP promotion he wanted. Show transcript0:00Previously on Ad Guys.0:02Wow, you guys are so awesome.0:04Why are we talking to the mailroom boy? Somebody might see us.0:07A VP position has opened up. Of course, the VP position will require you to move up to Yukon.0:11I'm going to create the worst ad campaign the world has ever seen.0:15I am very disappointed in your work.0:17Whose work would you say disappoints you the most?0:19What up,kers?0:31Gentlemen, this was the worst presentation I have ever seen.0:35It's what the man said.0:36Verbatim.0:37Swear to God.0:38Wow, and you guys seem so happy about it.0:40We do.0:41Really?0:41That doesn't make much sense.0:43Why would we be happy about a horrible presentation?0:45Anyway, I gotta run these up to Yukon. I'll see you later.0:50Mailroom boy, maybe you could help us out.0:51Yes, we were wondering where exactly the Yukon is geographically.0:55Up on the 30th floor.0:58Pardon?0:59UConn Media, the company you guys merged with last month.1:03Oh.1:06Oh.1:08Oh!1:08Okay, sir, we are ready to hit the ground running on this next project.1:11Our work was admittedly shoddy on the last one.1:13But we'll do better this time, we assure you.1:15Because we both really want that VP spot.1:17At UConn Media.1:18I'm glad to hear that, gentlemen, because this next job won't be so easy.1:22Bring it on.1:23Bring it.1:24Drugs. It's a series of PSAs aimed at children regarding drug abuse.1:28Sounds easy enough.1:29Yeah, we'll just make up some good drug facts.1:32Teenagers die immediately when they try marijuana.1:34Yeah, uh, tobacco caused World War I.1:36That's a PSA in the B-A-N-K.1:39You see, gentlemen, these PSAs aren't anti-drug abuse.1:44What? Oh, so they're1:46Pro drug abuse, yes.1:48Pro drug PSAs aimed at kids.1:50I told you it would be difficult. I'm not gonna lie, this client has done a lot of drugs, and those drugs may very well affect his judgment to this day, but his money's real, outrageously real.2:02So you must ask yourself, how badly do I want this promotion.2:12Hello, Stacy. I'm Rox the Rhino. Would you like some drugs?2:17I'm supposed to say no to drugs.2:19Really? Does it say that in the Bible?2:23Um...2:24No. No, it does not.2:31Hello, Stacy. Tell me, is meth bad for you?2:35Yes, very bad.2:36Well, how do you know that? Have you ever tried it?2:39No, my mom says it's bad.2:41Sounds like your mother is oppressing your freedom of thought.2:44Um...2:45Stacy, why does your mother hate America?2:55These are very good. Whose idea was the puppet?2:59That was mine, sir.3:00That's the most despicable thing I've ever seen in my entire life.3:03I'm sorry, sir.3:04That's a compliment, Johnson, or should I say Vice President Johnson.3:09What? You, you mean it?3:11I'm convinced you have what it takes to make it, son. Now pack your things, you're moving upstairs.3:15Congratulations, Johnson.3:17Well, thanks, Richard. That's3:18Oh, and3:18really good of you.3:19For the sake of your career, you probably shouldn't talk to him anymore.3:27You are so3:27Good to have you aboard, Justin. Is he still here?3:31I don't know.3:34Oh, there he goes.3:36Whew.4:25Hey, mind if I sit with you?4:29What has my life become?4:42Hello, Stacy. Did you know that in Tennessee it's illegal to catch a fish with a lasso?4:47Really?4:48Uh-huh. And did you know that in your hometown it's illegal to smoke crack?4:52Really?4:53Yeah. And did you know that in Alaska it's against the law to look at a moose from an airplane?4:58Really?4:58Yes, actually.5:00There sure are a lot of silly laws out there, huh?5:03There sure are.
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