Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAli G Ice CreamDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.3K views Oct 2008Ali G pitches an ice cream glove and a Back to the Future-style hoverboard to a skeptical interviewer, who questions his business ideas. Show transcript0:02I never had an idea before. How does you know when you has had one?0:06Right. How do you know when, um, you say, wow, you know, for a business idea?0:11I mean, like, I is, you know, had the idea of, like, eating chicken or0:15Right.0:16switching on the telly or something, but I never had an idea.0:19Right. For a business idea. Right.0:21Well, whatever.0:22Right. You know, if you had all the money in the world, this is a good exercise.0:26Yeah.0:26Um, and you can do anything with this money to, you know, to make your life.0:30What's the first thing you would invent?0:34Like...0:37free bitches.0:39That is a good place to start.0:41Who was like, you know,0:42Right.0:42just up for anything.0:43Right. Okay, and there's um, that's, that's could be a good business.0:49Um.0:50If me tell someone me idea,0:52Mhm.0:52how does I know they ain't gonna nick it?0:55Um, that's tough. People usually do.0:57Because, like, when the PlayStation 1 came out,0:59Mhm.1:00me was telling me Julie,1:02Mhm.1:03what would be wicked would be if they brought out something that was better than this.1:08Right.1:09And then 2 years later, what come out?1:11Right.1:12PlayStation 2.1:13Right.1:13How does you think they got the idea from me?1:16Maybe Julie told them, I don't know, but, but the fact is that people1:19Well, she did, and1:21And if she did, well then that's1:23Yo, yo, then1:23You're gonna have to talk to her.1:25That is serious.1:26Sure.1:26Because there's something called trust.1:28Absolutely.1:33I've got some business idea that I just want to tell you about, and I'll be a fool if very quickly.1:38What is the most popular thing in the world?1:43Music.1:44No.1:46Tell me.1:47Ice cream.1:48Okay.1:49Everyone has it. And what is the problem with ice cream?1:53I have no idea.1:54It drips.1:55Okay.1:56So me idea is what?1:58To make a drip-proof ice cream.2:00No. Oh, that's a fucking brilliant idea, this. All right, whatever.2:05You ain't gonna come out with that, though.2:07No, I g- I promise you I won't.2:09Me idea is to come out with just like these ice cream gloves that make the ice cream not go on your hands and make it all well sticky, and also keep your hands warm2:21Okay.2:21when, when you is eating the ice cream.2:24Okay.2:24Is you in or is you in?2:25Okay, well, it sounds like a good idea, and I hope you make a lot of money.2:29Good luck, folks. It's been nice seeing you. You take care of yourself, okay?2:32Is you gonna be in on that?2:33Well, it sounds like an interesting-2:34We's got like p Diddy is gonna be in it.2:36Good.2:43It is ice cream.2:48Do you want me to eat this?2:49No.2:49No, okay.2:50What's my idea?2:51Lay it on me.2:57The2:57ice cream glove.3:02That's a C, which means that you can't nick it.3:05All right.3:05Have you seen one of these things before?3:07Sure.3:08Everyone in school learns these things.3:10Sure.3:12Zenn diagrams.3:13Sure.3:15People who like ice cream.3:18People3:20who has hands.3:22Sure.3:24What's this section here? That's our target market, isn't it?3:27Okay.3:27We did an internet search for ice cream. We come back with 62, 6121 result.3:36We did an internet search for the gloves. How much results did we get?3:41325, 0, 113. So you times those together, what does you get?3:49This is just people on the internet looking in. 203 zillion, whatever, 496,400 and then a 1.4:00Check this out. If all those people bought one glove4:05Right.4:05at 19 dollars 99,4:08Right.4:08just one glove, business would be worth...4:13wait for it.4:14I'm waiting.4:16That much. That is such a big number, couldn't fit it that way.4:23That in English, 34.6 million billion dollars.4:30How does we promote this company?4:35We promote it with the strongest image.4:39All right. All right, that's different.4:43Naked woman on a horse,4:47shaven or with like bush whatever.4:52You know, money talks, pubes walk.4:56All right.4:58This may be.5:00This may be the worst idea I've ever heard.5:04I actually don't dislike the idea.5:07Safe, respect.5:08Yeah, but it's a, I don't dislike the idea. You can use it, you know?5:12It's not, there's something to it. This is not gonna happen.5:16I've got another business idea.5:18Um, okay, what is that?5:24What's this?5:26That is a skateboard. No, it is a toothbrush. No.5:32Don't be.5:32Okay, good. What is it?5:34Go out, brain. What is it? We'll tell you what it is.5:38Oh.5:41It's a hoverboard, as you've seen Back to the Future.6:00Yeah.6:02As you've seen the bit where ev- where they jump on the board and it flies around.6:07Yeah.6:07It's in the future.6:08Yeah.6:09That film must have been about 10 years ago. No one has even thought about making that thing.6:14Mm-hmm.6:17But it doesn't do that.6:19It doesn't do it yet. That's where you6:22lot6:22come in. You come up with the science.6:25We don't do that. This is nothing. It was, it's a film.6:30Well, they must have used the board from somewhere. They made one of them that worked.6:34No, no, no.6:36So how did he jump on it and fly all around and do all the chases then?6:40It's called special effects. How do they do anything in a movie?6:45Good luck.6:49You gonna put on the glove before you shake my hand?6:54Okay, good luck, man.
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